Charmagne

😂😂😂 remember when I called your methotrexate meth?😂

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@sjromanoski.bsky.social There's nothin' like a mad woman...❤️

Joke's on you. I don't have a butt. I'm buttless.

I made my first bundt cake and I'm really proud of it.🥹 Everyone ate it up so I'm making another one. (Cranberry orange with an orange glaze)

Partner says they're very similar and overall pattern is the same. The real difference, structurally comes from the third line.

wi$h li$t:
1st Add9 to 1st Maj triad
Add6 to 6th min triad
Sus4 to 4th maj triad
5dom7 to 1stmaj7

Last Christmas:
1st Add9 to 1st Maj triad
6min triad
2min triad
5 dom7

My partner is classically trained. I'll play them for him and get back to you. This is a good excuse to play Taylor lol

Seriously??? I'll find them.

*Insert whimsical anxiety quote pretending I’m a manic little fairy with a cute little pixie cut and not a fully grown adult battling a neurological dumpster fire with sheer willpower.*

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Sometimes when I feel really sad, I think about all the times I nearly got murdered because I shattered fragile men with zingy one-liners. Gives me the warm fuzzies.

You're a damn icon.

The way I recoiled. 🤮

Thought it said “FREE BOOBS.”
Got excited.
It said “FREE BOOKS.”
Still a vibe… just a nerdier one.

So it turns out we were celebrating at the same time but I was also listening to a court case and criticizing their technology, which just makes it weird.

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I'm GAY?! Just in time for pride!!

@sjromanoski.bsky.social @lissajostewart.bsky.social

Who even am I?

Is there a type of zodiac reading or personality definer based one's favorite Taylor Swift song? I'm a baby swiftie and can confidently say Ivy is my favorite.

I'll be tagging in the pros for their opinions.

My partner's ex once screamed, "Don't you get it, Aaron? I LOVE YOU!" I randomly scream-quote her to startle him, as I did tonight. Our dog was NOT impressed and is currently taking applications for a new Mom.

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Chappell really spoke to my soul when she said, "Why can't any man"

You know what's fun in 2025? Having to ask doctor's offices if they have a policy requiring consent from one's spouse to perform a hysterectomy. It's crazy how many people own my body besides me. I just wanna watch if he's asked to sign off. The regret will last for generations.

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I didn't know Post Malone collaborated with Morgan Wallen

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When my parents ask me how I know so much about autism-friendly environments and how to support folks on the spectrum and I blue screen and wonder where they were when I walked on my tip toes and didn't talk or make eye contact for the first 8 years of my life.

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I still update the nicknames and group chat name in a chat that died long ago. It's an outlet for the scraps of my sarcasm.

Trend, trendy, trend, trend , trend

This is SUCH a good feeling when you finally have the spoons to do it. I'm still riding the peace it brought me last month. Happy for you, pal!

But..... Sara....trauma loves company!

Me-"I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me."

@sjromanoski.bsky.social - "Get out."

😂😂😂

Omg, I immediately started reciting it, followed by humming "Come Thou Fount of Every Blessing". #exbornagain