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Husband, tabletop rpg gamer, geeky book lover, cat wrangler, coffee freak, vinyl junkie, film and tv addict

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In my case, I reckon Villager is as good a place as any to begin.

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I’m also going to put it to the floor…

18.01.2026 18:39 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Xcrawl Rodeo: Hell on Hooves Xcrawl Rodeo is an RPG adventure using the Xcrawl/DCC game system. It showcases nine rodeo-style events that players compete in as individuals or as a team.

Just earned Bronze badge for the Xcrawl Rodeo: Hell on Hooves on @BackerKit! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c...

29.12.2025 06:39 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Christmas to you and your family too mate 🎄🎁⛄

22.12.2025 23:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Poor old doggo , we’ve been trying to get Hank’s weight down since we bought him home from the shelter but it’s pretty tricky as he lives for food and is a bit of a pork beast 😟

18.12.2025 11:32 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a horned mountain goat, sat on top of a house chimney. I get the urge to put on a robe and chant BAPHOMET, while Rex and the Duke de Richleau drive past in an old car.

a horned mountain goat, sat on top of a house chimney. I get the urge to put on a robe and chant BAPHOMET, while Rex and the Duke de Richleau drive past in an old car.

'Adult male Alpine Ibex (Steinbock or mountain goat) on a chimney at Merlet Park, Les Houches, France'
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07.12.2025 10:17 👍 325 🔁 73 💬 7 📌 9

Play it right and you can probably get that big bag of army men too 😜

01.12.2025 15:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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These are the rules I'm playing by this year, screw all the George Michael refuseniks they shoulda had faith 😂

01.12.2025 13:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sorry it was so rough for you mate 😔

29.11.2025 22:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The same thing applies to left over panettone or left over Christmas pudding , which apparently should be made into trifle, tiramisu, bread and butter pudding or home made ice cream, who are these wasteful bastards that have these things "just lying around" 😬 Smug gits or Nigella Lawson is my guess😉

29.11.2025 11:01 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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It's a big old happy Thanksgiving right back at ya Scott 😉🤣

27.11.2025 20:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Thanksgiving American chums , hope you have a massive turkey blowout and a damned sexy time , save me a slice of pecan pie but you can keep your canned squirty cream thanks 😉🤣

27.11.2025 11:38 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh , that's awful news Ian 😔 , I'm so sorry for you and Oz, take care of yourself fella and yes he's the best boy , so please give him a gentle hug from us. We know the pain you've got to go through and if there's something you need to distract you from all that just shout out 💔

26.11.2025 16:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes, they have a real Brotherhood of the Wolf crossed with Interview with a Vampire vibe don't they. Jay is a great raconteur, he and Joe were obviously great mates and fans of each others books. Funny enough at the dates Jay did in London John Gwynne was the guest interviewer 🤘😎🤘

23.11.2025 11:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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On the subject of brilliant trilogies that I've read, I also finished Empire of The Dawn by Jay Kristoff in the last couple of weeks. His Empire trilogy is all about vampires and it's fabulous. I got to meet him last week in Bath where he was interviewed by Joe Abercrombie, many books got signed 😁

23.11.2025 11:10 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

His previous books are brilliant as well, I got the first two parts of The Bloodsworn Saga last Christmas & devoured them then I went on to pick up The Faithful & The Fallen quadrology which I also really loved. John Gwynne is a Viking reenactor in his spare time too, so his battle scenes are great.

23.11.2025 10:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I finished the trilogy a couple of weeks ago when the last part Fury of the God came out in paperback, it's a fabulous read all the way through and hugely gameable. Take your pick which system you'd use but each one of the three books is chock full of ideas and fantastic action scenes to inspire us.

23.11.2025 10:07 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Xcrawl Rodeo Xcrawl Rodeo is an RPG adventure using the Xcrawl/DCC game system. It showcases nine rodeo-style events that players compete in as individuals or as a team.

Proud to be the 27th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Xcrawl Rodeo! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/c...

19.11.2025 06:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It's quite likely my friend 😁, if not hers then definitely a bawdy predecessor 🤣

11.11.2025 15:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bloody hell , your restraint is amazing. I look forward to seeing what’s in there mate.

11.11.2025 06:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds amazing and colour me interested if you decide to do it online ❤️

11.11.2025 06:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No other word has done more damage to the craft of writing in recent years than “content”. Even if you’re using the word “content” ironically, or as a cute little joke, don’t. When someone calls writing “content” they’re pissing on someone’s hard work & passion. “Content” is Technosatan’s henchword.

10.11.2025 09:15 👍 946 🔁 287 💬 34 📌 34
Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre

Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast)

Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

Image of the mechanical ladder outside the Louvre Text below says WENN'S MAL WIEDER SCHNELL GEHEN MUSS (When you need to move fast) Underneath is more German text which translates as "The Böcker Agilo transports your treasures weighing up to 400kg at 42m/min - quiet as a whisper."

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes

24.10.2025 08:27 👍 15923 🔁 5060 💬 100 📌 178

Looking forward to seeing it in print Tom, it will fit in just nicely with all of your other books we have on the bookshelf 😁

23.10.2025 13:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We absolutely love these , however , none of the bulbs we planted last year ever came up. So fingers crossed that we get it right this time and we’ll have some grow in the garden soon.

23.10.2025 13:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If anyone (in the UK) would like a signed and personalised first edition hardback of this from me, please email me at hello@tom-cox.com. I'll also send you one of my mum's handmade linoprint bookmarks.

If you're outside the UK: Blackwells do free delivery here... blackwells.co.uk/bookshop/pro...

22.10.2025 21:19 👍 18 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Horror Cinema Classics RPG Step into the chilling world of Horror Cinema Classics, a role-playing game that plunges players into the eerie, neon-lit nightmares of 1980s horror movies. Will you be the one to rewrite the script ...

Proud to be the 235th backer 😎 on @BackerKit Crowdfunding for Horror Cinema Classics RPG! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/w...

22.10.2025 12:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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🤣🤣🤣

21.10.2025 21:27 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

He bloody well is Andy , definitely one of my favorite modern British authors , I have most of his books except surprisingly his cat related ones. I had a few which I enjoyed immensely but when we lost our Birman girls a few years ago I let a lot of the cat related stuff we had go as it was too sad.

21.10.2025 21:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Brilliant news Chris, I’m sure you’ll enjoy the book as much as I did.

21.10.2025 20:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A photo I took of a freshly washed bee, who is feeling particularly proud of his fur

A photo I took of a freshly washed bee, who is feeling particularly proud of his fur

Bafflingly there are still people out there in the world who think being passionate about nature is “kind of weird”. or “a niche interest”. These people have it all wrong. Nature isn’t some quirky sideline to the main business. It IS the main business.

20.10.2025 20:02 👍 186 🔁 31 💬 3 📌 1