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07.03.2026 00:41
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Is there a healthy fascination with Hitler?
Can people outside MN easily access and watch the state high school hockey tournaments?
It’s genuinely astonishing how good this hockey is.
My daughter discovered an entire free channel that plays Saved By the Bell 24-7 but it’s just…random? So Kelly and Zack are together and no wait it’s Zack and Stacey Carosi and now they’re in college and now Miss Bliss and I hate it
I mean this feels horribly plausible
Box full of presents and a rainbow cake
Folks, it was great. Cake, decorations (most not pictured here), presents, and huge smiles. Mom told me she prays for our country’s leadership every day, that they may draw nearer to God and experience God’s love. It’s really something to be in the presence of such kindness, faith, and grace.
I think as long as you don’t upstage or embarrass him, and adhere tightly to the theories that make him feel well, you’re mostly safe
I just do not see a current world in which Trump endorses Cornyn over Paxton.
Paxton spoke at the J6 rally. Vociferously endorsing Trump’s stolen election theory - which is central to his own wellness - is, IMO, an insurmountable advantage for Paxton.
But hey! I’ve been wrong before.
The most beautiful part is that most everyone is doing a little bit. It makes it more connected feeling and less overwhelming.
It really is the unifying theory
The existence of a Markwayne suggests the existence of a Matthewwayne, a Lukewayne, and a…. holy shit, and a Johnwayne.
Things are bad in so many ways but today I get to bring a birthday to a 2-yr-old who hasn’t left the house in 2026.
Someone made a fancy cake.
Someone got decorations.
I bought gifts.
This situation has probably scarred me for life but it has also created the chance to be a better community.
Why aren’t the bottom edges of these … whatever these are … lined up?
This is the most embarrassing rendering I’ve ever seen in my life, and I dated my husband when he was in architecture school
This is just saying “we plan to do / are doing crimes”???
When you’re a star they let you do it
What do you do with the other half of the avocado? My perennial problem.
Fiddler-crab-ass layout, ffs
I want that
WHAT ARE THOSE?????
Well now I want to know what it is and where you get it
Truly! I got to see a porcupine eating a snack this week and my delight levels were off the charts
passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...
Watching your online journey to spiciness gives me so much joy
If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.
I got you covered there - you don't even have to watch the whole thing! This story is right at the top.
sxsw.com/news/2017/co...
I didn't know anyone could make Great Wolf Lodge OR ranch dressing worse, but by God, they did it
You know who else lost their job?
A husband and wife I know who were fired from the cleaning company they worked for when they started hiding from ICE so their family wouldn’t be torn apart.
Mildly obsessed with this daily geography game
www.maptap.gg
March 5
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Final score: 917
I guess the unanswerable question of my life will be "how did you fall for this"
