Doorman outside a bar I walk past: Can't take that in.
Woman: But it's sourdough. It's organic! It was £5!
Doorman: Not my fault you overspend on baked goods.

please pray for my husband. nothing's wrong with him, i just feel bad that he's married to such a train wreck. (laughy face emoji) mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Good old fashioned sausage and mash with mixed veg for us, I’ve reached the comfort food stage of the lurgy.

🥳🥳🥳

Oh thank goodness it’s not just me!

That looks delicious. We’ve had chicken Kyiv as I’m hoping some garlic might kill the germs.

It seems so, everyone who has had it is sympathizing.

Beef and mushroom stroganoff with rice, under a blanket in front of the telly, I’m feeding my cold.

Why is it that, when you are ill, the only thing you crave is fizzy drinks that are terrible for you?

Sunshine and flowers do wonders for the soul.

Not expecting a response, but just wanted you to know I was thinking of you x

We’re still here if you need us x

Oh honey, I’m so sorry x

Coffee and walnut anyone? #SundayBake

Soup turned out ok 😊

I hope so!

Seriously. Social distancing should still be a thing, just for politeness if nothing else.

Ah, I do love a limoncello spritz!

Making soup, ignoring the news.

Cinna-yum-buns, absolutely lush. They’re heat to eat and aren’t too big to be sickly.
OH recommends Cornish Cruncher cheddar.

Thank the lord for freezers!

Turkey and veg pasta in a sauce made from home grown tomatoes and courgettes.

Isn’t it usually buried by now?

How deep is the chair?

Happy year of the horse 🐴🐾🤍

It was a bit stinky today.

As if dinner would be anything else.

Not today. We had a little trip to Jersey yesterday, so I’m having to catch up on all the weekend jobs in one day.

Needed stodge.