this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me
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this is so fun because i know an LLM wouldn’t give me a response this creative. like this took the funniest shortcut possible. come have fun at youraislopbores.me
My son and I, in face masks. His has a tiger on it, he said mine "looks like a robber".
Pamper night
Big up the random woman who saw me and my son playing football in the park at 9am, and shouted "YOU'RE A GOOD MUM!". Normalise gassing up strangers
A SKELATEN IN A WORLD THAT STARTED BAD AND SEEMS TO BE GETTEN WORSE, BUT GUESS WHAT, IF YOU HATE IT THEN DONT JOIN IN BY BEING A PEACE OF SHIT!!! "BUT WHAT DO I GET IF IM NICE" YOU GET TO KNOW AT LEAST ONE NICE PERSON!!! "BUT WHAT IF I CARE MORE ABOUT THE WORLD THEN IT CARES ABOUT ME" THEN YOUR A BRIGHT STAR IN A DIM GALAXY!!!! "THE WORLD ISNT WORTHY OF MY LOVE" YEA NO SHIT IT SUCKS BUT THINK OF IT LIKE ADOPTING A DOG THATS SAD, YOU CAN MAKE IT BETTER YOURSELF DUMSHIT, STOP SUCKIN A$$ AND START KICKIN A$$ AND BEING NICE TODAY MOTHER FUCKER. DA TEXT "IVE BEEN NICE FOR A LONG TIME, GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER, I AINT GONNA STOP " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
I BEEN NICE!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
BIG WIFE
A cat with his face smooshed into a blanket
Face down, ass up, thats the way I like to nap
Worse! I got subtweeted for replying innocuously, like "urgh strangers reply to my posts how dare they, im just too popular". My bad, I thought this silly site was about chatting shit with strangers
Fuck me, some people dont understand social media at all do they?
The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom very clearly saying he is about to do a big poo on the stage in an Instagram video
Why did he say this
I'm picturing a really chunky chinchilla
1 week raw dogging life and things havent totally fallen apart! In fact, I actually feel great... my house is upside down but I care about 95% less 🙃
Pen and ink drawings of an older gent
Pencil sketch of a reclining man
Took myself life drawing for the first time in years and I feel so chill i feel like ive been to a spa
Living out my fantasies* in stardew valley
*going to bed at 4pm
Billy corgan is a reactionary old loser but the cia has done a lot of more weird shit than this. I maintain that Jared leto is a psyop so you know what, im in.
Drone operator
American werewolf in London!
Big up my local services and scotch eggs! www.instagram.com/reel/DFM2vqO...
Had to temporarily (i hope) come off my adhd meds so shit's about to get chaotic up in here
Yes imho
My walls are a lovely disgusting green
Watching my child score in an under 8s friendly footy match must be what it feels like to win an olympic gold medal. WHAT A RUSH MAN
there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true
Gonna be using this phrase as much as possible going forward.
Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out
@junobirch.bsky.social this you??
Space glitter ✨️