IF THE FINGERS ARE NOT INTENDED TO GO THERE, WHY DO THEY FIT SO WELL
06.03.2026 17:46
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IF THE FINGERS ARE NOT INTENDED TO GO THERE, WHY DO THEY FIT SO WELL
Look, if everything you say is to give Peter an excuse to go be Spider Man without letting on you know, might as well have fun with it
You mad, crazy fool, you
Full marks for 'Big Wet Hitler'
A rare example where both the journalists *and* the people in the comments criticising them need to die as soon as possible.
They would have the kerblammo ray ready, but they hadn't finished saving up the tops off the cereal boxes for it
I love it!
Once again, the reveal of a new Pokémon game confirms that everyone who ever posted this image was LYING THROUGH THEIR FUCKING TEETH
"Imagine if it had been illegal to own your own phone for the last 40 years"
Stephen Miller's Big Book of Chat-up Lines
Good luck - Will be playing it myself when it unlocks on Steam, so will have to skip the stream
PANEL 1: a pigeon wearing a stripy pink sleeping cap is in bed, looking happy. the bedsheets are yellow with pink waves. there's a pile of laundry on the floor to the left, and to the right, a bedside table with a purple lamp on it. the pigeon says "ah, what a lovely day. i feel so at peace!" PANEL 2: the pigeon has snuggled up under the covers and snoozes PANEL 3: the pigeon's eyes and a hole in their chest glow bright blue. the kick the covers off, startled. giant red text overlaying the panel says 'SUDDEN AND PROFOUND DESPAIR DEEP WITHIN MY SOUL' PANEL 4: the pigeon worriedly holds their chest, saying "where did that come from??"
the hell....
It's Frankensteins losing control of their monsters all the fucking way down, man
the classic sci fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus didn't prepare me for how stupid the Torment Nexus would be in real life
GameFAQs continues to be the greatest website ever made.
The only way to pull up decent video game guides on my phone still - to this day - without stupid amounts of ads bogging it down and causing issues.
Even for many modern-era games as well.
Absolute godsend.
November 14th: a partially felt-covered skeleton stands by the corner of Sesame Street and screams for thirty seconds before vanishing.
“toxic positivity” is having a lack of empathy for other people’s bad situation or being unable to correctly process your own. it is not when someone is earnestly enjoying a video game that you dislike wrap that lame shit up gng
Went to see that new Gore Verbinski today. Too long, especially for a movie whose ending tells you nothing you just saw matters
Dr. Strangelove has jokes that go on for ten minutes and it's still only 95 minutes long. No one else has any excuse.
Every lefty type who’s like “I’m sorry but you have to admit he’s funny” is telling on themselves. He’s not remotely funny. He doesn’t laugh. He barely even smiles. He’s *just* cruel.
"MIssed it by that much"
Alysa Liu holding up an American flag
you don't have to like it, but this is what peak progressivism looks like
the left will go so much farther if it embraces patriotism and joy as a rallying cry to aspire for the country to be better
One of the reasons Andrew got away with what he did for so long was that he was apparently Mother's favourite.
Someone firmly asserted to me that I should follow backing ttrpg kickstarters or purchasing ttrpgs by actually reading or even playing the games in question. Are they communists?
Silly Cnut.
