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if you take me seriously that’s on you! πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ gtha πŸ”ž nsfw πŸ’ @ryran.bsky.social

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Well at least it’s Thursday.

10.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fr it’s so wild and uncomfortable. more solos but to WHAT END!

10.03.2026 00:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ran to floss after seeing that picture of India Ferrah’s teeth

09.03.2026 23:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ryan Murphy(’s estate) said sure! Tina is a main character now :) but she’s in love with a gay guy.

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yesss I believe in u πŸ’« I read 20 pages but then things just started to get a little Burton Errny lmaooo

08.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a baby doll in her arms and smiling in a room . ALT: a woman is holding a baby doll in her arms and smiling in a room .

I like to singy singy singy like a bird on a wingy wingy wingy

08.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is reading a book on a subway ALT: a man is reading a book on a subway

Trying to get some pages in before edible obliterates my psyche

08.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeep clocking in for her shift at the beautiful girl factory

08.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why do literally all of my shirts have oil stains from cooking.

08.03.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh oh the make-believe clock is kicking my ass

09.03.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sister-in-law posting β€œI’m finally ready to share my art” and it’s an AI pic of her as a Barbie doll

08.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Vodka soda and some bullshittttttttt (Return to Silent Hill)

08.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At the point in Glee where Rachel’s singing Natalie Imbruglia at her younger self about becoming slutty

07.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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HELLO 18Β°C

07.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had more characters I’d’ve listed Secret and Frozen too

07.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s time. My Madonna top 10

Borderline
Express Yourself
Rescue Me
Fever
Deeper and Deeper
Thief of Hearts
Bedtime Story
Nothing Really Matters
Impressive Instant
Hung Up

HMs: Into the Groove, White Heat, Bad Girl, Drowned World, To Have and Not to Hold, Don’t Tell Me, American Life, Easy Ride

07.03.2026 02:29 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm sending out an S.O.S.
Stop me from drowning, baby, I'll do the rest

07.03.2026 02:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Manager signed off a call saying β€œhope you don’t have to work too much this weekend!” B*tch…… I barely work during the week……

06.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FriYAY am I right?

06.03.2026 19:12 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Professor Tangrowth just slapped Tom Nook at the Oscars

06.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I did everything I could to stretch an hour of work into a few hours sooooo now it’s get high and play Pokopia

06.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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New Religion by Bebe Rexha & Faithless on AppleΒ Music Song Β· 2026 Β· Duration 2:54

This beautiful woman is now a khia outpatient…!

06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK I’ve nailed down both lists but I’m nervous to share them LMAOOO so I’m gonna wait until later after I’ve had a glass of wine or smth.

06.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just gave my one (1) RPDR 18 IG follow to Myki Meeks

05.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

happy birthday king!!!!!

04.03.2026 13:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why did I invite my parents over for dinner tomorrow

04.03.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So desperate for Zara tickets (min resale at $500/ea…) I just yelled β€œgiveaway Zara Larsson Toronto tickets March 24 contest entry” into my phone mic for the last minute sooooo do your thang ads and algorithms!

03.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Let’s get unconscious honeyyy

02.03.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Girl why tf did I buy LeafGreen LMAOOO. 10 mins in and I was like oh right I’ve played this like 74 times already

02.03.2026 02:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0