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@scaslow

Bee activist, Caps Fan, semi-competent immigration lawyer (removal defense). SKEETS ARE NOT LEGAL ADVICE Letterboxd for movie takes: https://boxd.it/2Ere9

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Trading John Carlson at 1 am is diabolical, this is like a Friday news dump

06.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the "Dune" series of books tackles the age-old question of "would you still love me if i was a worm", eventually arriving at the answer of "your petty imperialism will not withstand the endless light of islam"

03.03.2024 23:32 πŸ‘ 1849 πŸ” 383 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 9

I didn’t know the Lisan Al’Gaib was scheduled to skate in the Women’s Free Skate today

19.02.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reading β€œThe Shogun’s Last Samurai Corps” and apparently ACAB includes the Shinsengumi

14.02.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is like a Christmas postcard, this is beautiful

13.02.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Some Swedish hockey players demonstrate various winter Olympic sports. 😁

(sound on)

#Olympics

11.02.2026 23:16 πŸ‘ 1198 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 76

DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAH-DAH-DAH

DAH-DAH DAH-DAH DAH-DAH-DAH

11.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re curious what the day-to-day ADHD experience is like, I have had the β€œWill Grigg’s on fire” soccer chant stuck in my head for the past 2 and a half days and I usually don’t remember my father’s birthday

11.02.2026 13:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Blades '68 Crowdfunding Trailer
Blades '68 Crowdfunding Trailer YouTube video by Evil Hat Productions

It's 968 AC.
An artificial sun shines down upon Doskvol. Autopods cruise down rows of peaceful, prosperous houses. Beneath it all, strange actors and twisted conspiracies work their shadowy agendas.
Blades '68. The future is now. Don't miss it:
www.backerkit.com/c/projects/e...

10.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 188 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 29

Lmao, I’m glad that stock hockey quotes occur across genders β€œyeah that goal was exactly what we were trying to do pass pass goal, not trying to think about it just focus on the game make a play”

10.02.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Washington Capitals’ Verizon Center used to be notorious because the Metro Station under the rink caused the ice to melt enough to be pretty horrible, they definitely didn’t do it on purpose though

09.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

AH! South African jump scare, wrap it up and light the torch lady

07.02.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Glad this opening ceremony time travel bit jumped over my embarrassing 90s era and went straight to my house music college frat basement phase

07.02.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol'
Adriano Celentano - 'Prisencolinensinainciusol' YouTube video by John Bow

Oh hell yeah it’s the fake English song!

youtu.be/RObuKTeHoxo?...

07.02.2026 03:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sont tous entrain de faire une gueule de franΓ§ais for suuuuuure

07.02.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Les franΓ§ais sont la entrains d’Γͺtre le plus franΓ§ais qu’il est possible d’Γͺtre Γ©tant si froid, French Foreign legion looking ass jackets

07.02.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you guys think Brady Tkachuk thinks that he is currently in France or that he is currently in upstate New York?

07.02.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on NBC, don’t cut from the Venezuelan delegation straight to the US team, it’s embarrassing

07.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love a small delegation, viva Mexico

07.02.2026 02:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Love my paddys wearing the Aran island sweaters

07.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn those Iranian buzz lightyear suits are hot fire

07.02.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, Shaun White live on air Jamaican accent

07.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dawg, watching the parade of nations and I know the French names for other countries are a little messed up but Italy just goes nuts with it

07.02.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pasta sighting but no Tom Wilson sighting, hmm suspicious parade of nations

06.02.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now these guys are doing that dancing bird lady TikTok dance

06.02.2026 19:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao, is Mariah Carey Italian or is this simply American cultural victory?

06.02.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Not to mention the fact that most job/school related visas are definitionally temporary and cannot be used to obtain permanent residence, which most people don't think is the case

04.02.2026 20:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man I wish I knew an easier way to get J League kits in the States, luckily my brother is in Iwakuni so I can pester him to buy them for me

02.02.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Similar down here in VA, I had to get a hammer out of my toolkit for sufficient breaking power before I could get a shovel under to lever the ice up

31.01.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night

ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*

02.10.2024 14:53 πŸ‘ 348 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3