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really enjoying asking people to draw their favorite pokemon

this is the best website ever made

strictly untrue but i appreciate it. i am the best at guessing where food is from so i will take solace in that 🙂‍↕️

playing silly daily trivia games in your groupchat is fun because you get to see exactly which of your friends are smarter than you and by how much

so much hate in this world for the simple nyc tranny

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david lynch was the only male feminist. he shouldn't have had that white lady dress up as a fake japanese guy tho

thinking about how the shows 'good' cops are only ever able to react to violence and evil and are seemingly helpless to prevent it. im halfway through s2 so no spoilies but geez

twin peaks is really good

no one was hurt except a fence but yea the car is still just. there.

a guy crashed his car fully perpendicular across my street tonight. bro got out and started just walking away. some guys yelled “hey you’re coming back right????” he said “nope!” that’s the kind of zen mindset i admire

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I feel like ive begun welcoming some kind of great and powerful spreadsheet demon into my life that might consume or reward me in equal measure

hour long argument on if 15 bucks is 10 bucks or 20 bucks

this is my life plan atm

anyone who knows a lot about coffee want to start a coffee shop

garma remembers The Academy...

ah fuck

censored again - "sock", from twitter, 2022

the president is mad, i'm smoking a big slab of beef rib, all my work deadlines are on time, yeah what the hell. i declare an emergency Big Beer Friday

lowkey who wants to play blades 68 w me

I don't know who keeps doing this but you have to stop I'm begging you

oh.....fuck...,,,

ascii art always reminds me of weird old games that are kinda unreadable and ask a lot of players and i think thats cool

being at least 49% dumb guy i appreciate it. the costuming in this last episode was sooo good

dunk & egg is a great show for dumb guys

sooo many are just “yea they’re women i wanna fuck them 😎😎😎 this is a normal way to talk about women 😎😎😎”

someone send me the neopets doc this sounds hilarious

thinking abt ribbon drive, the best roleplaying game ive ever played