This country needs new BLEEDership.
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20.06.2025 14:50
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The Crypt Keeper has better skin, more charisma and people actually want to spend time with him.
15.06.2025 01:07
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I'm afraid I can only give this one a 9 out of 10. He missed a perfect opportunity to call it a KanGHOUL!
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14.06.2025 15:17
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The Crypt Keeper: (wearing a backwards Kangol) You’ve got to FRIGHT for your RIGHT to part-FLEE AH HA HA HA HEE HA HEE
13.06.2025 19:20
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Who isn't a fan of the BEASTie BOILS?
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14.06.2025 15:14
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We just call that a "CORPSEplayer"
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14.06.2025 15:11
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Dumb D&D idea: players find a note with faded letters, but it looks like they can find vast amounts of treasure in the “Crypt Keeper’s Tomb.”
They arrive find an undead obsessing over worthless copies of valuable trinkets, and learn the undead’s true title: The Crypto Keeper
12.06.2025 16:00
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In my Cryptkeeper voice, I call this tale of devilish delight "Ghouls night out." Cryptkeeperlaugh
12.06.2025 13:16
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12.06.2025 17:06
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Would have also accepted carcass copying, your dead majesty.
12.06.2025 16:42
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Love it? I ABHOR it!
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12.06.2025 16:51
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Please, Cryptie is just fine. I'm just a regular Joe-schmo, not a descendant of BOILty.
12.06.2025 16:49
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That's what happens when you start HORRORmone replacement therapy.
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12.06.2025 16:43
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Thanks for COFFIN copying me on that one!
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12.06.2025 16:40
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Got cryptkeeper dysphoria, born a boy but I transitioned to a ghoul yeeheeeheeheeheee
12.06.2025 15:45
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Well the Cryptkeeper is Definately sexier Than Steven KILLER..oops... Miller.
31.05.2025 16:50
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The phrase "emerging writer" makes me think you're rising out of a swamp to enact an ancient vengeance on the town folk
31.05.2025 16:19
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And the phrase "HEMORRHAGING writer" makes me think you're one of their victims.
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31.05.2025 16:23
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And you could, too!
30.05.2025 22:58
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You have to understand that this was our first shot at the silver SCREAM. The DIErector was DEADset on casting Ralph RichardSIN and I was just thrilled to DEATH at the thought of making a movie.
Besides, the movie filmed in the UK and, at the time, I didn't have a PASSEDport.
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30.05.2025 22:12
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If I were in charge of the HEXuctive branch, you would see true BLEEDership.
I could never run, though. There are too many SKELETONS in my closet.
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30.05.2025 22:21
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I'm always happy to FRIGHTEN someone's day with my whimsical witticisms.
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31.05.2025 14:19
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I've had many careers. I've been an apiarist, a soccer goalie, and an accountant. I even cleaned hotel rooms, at one point.
Law keeping was only a small portion of my afterlife.
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30.05.2025 22:52
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Thank you for the subskeet, Crypt Keeper! Big fan of your unflappable humor and raw sexuality!
30.05.2025 23:02
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I'd call that episode The Tell-Tale HARLOT
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31.05.2025 13:50
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"MUMMY always said life was like a box of SHOCKolates."
- FEARest Gump
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31.05.2025 13:35
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It’s Saturday!
Post a cartoon series that you love. 📺🖤
31.05.2025 12:42
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250 Million Honeybees Escape After a Truck Rolls Over in Washington State
@darthbluesky.bsky.social “In the northwest corner of Washington State on Friday morning, the authorities issued a most unusual all-points bulletin, rather, an A.P.Bee.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/u...
30.05.2025 23:13
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Oh you evil ghoul!!
Don't ruin my gond child time memories of you and classics like The Mummy Never Sleeps!?
Also
Pretty good
30.05.2025 23:13
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