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Author of COURTING GRETA, SURVIVING CYRIL, and CYRIL IN THE FLESH. Viable Paradise class of 2024 (!!!) "Well-developed and nontoxic" according to my doctor's notes. www.ramseyhootman.com

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Hello and goodbye (for now)! Ditching social media for lent, which is apparently now a thing I observe. See you all after Easter.

18.02.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up

13.02.2026 05:22 πŸ‘ 17367 πŸ” 5413 πŸ’¬ 165 πŸ“Œ 356
A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

A collection of six ominous bird valentines set against a background of pink hearts. In the first one, a Canada Goose looks angry and hisses and the text says "Baby, I'll make you fall head over heels if you approach within 10m of my nest." In the second, an American white pelican opens its mouth to eat the reader and the text says "There are plenty of fish in the sea, but I want this one." In the third valentine, a Black Vulture looks suspiciously at the reader and the text says "I will love you until you die. And after that, I'll love you even more." A Southern Cassowary stands proudly against the heart-covered background. The text says "My wattles are red. My head is blue. My deadly reputation has been somewhat overblown, but I'd kill for you." In the fifth valentine, a Northern Giant-Petrel stands open-billed next to a large brown furry object, and the text says "Let's seal the deal by sharing a 3000 kg elephant seal carcass." In panel 6, a happy-looking Bearded Vulture holds a bone in its beak, and the text says "I love every part of you, especially your bones."

Ominous bird valentines.

12.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 3618 πŸ” 1599 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 31

Steve Silberman's book Neurotribes goes into great detail about the history of eugenics prior to WWII, and how it was basically a popular philosophy among intellectuals on a global scale, including the US. Maybe people are broadening that into general assumptions about bigotry.

12.02.2026 18:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that song so much. Like wtf does it mean to be saved from the fate of Ophelia? From going crazy and drowning yourself? Because your lover also went crazy and rejected you? 'Thank goodness you're a stable human being so I didn't have to kill myself.' What?

12.02.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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From the autism community on Reddit: Autistic women evicted after healthcare company scam Explore this post and more from the autism community

This is genuinely one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever seen, and I thought my heart was already broken over this nation. Someone is trying to set up a gofundme for this poor girl, I'll post it when it's live.
www.reddit.com/r/autism/com...

12.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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12.02.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

omg this is the cutest

12.02.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay I forked over ten bucks so I could watch the Olympics, and while I admit I turned on curling just to boggle the kids... it's actually really compelling. It's like equal parts math, strategy, and precision? Very cool.

12.02.2026 05:02 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

oh no hahahaha

12.02.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The circle around the mysterious burn/rash/abrasion on the arm made me snort. I have... to many photos in this genre.

12.02.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to find a light that will produce heat but my house is full of LED bulbs!!

11.02.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Recently I asked someone to relate a specific personal experience to a group and they got nervous and ended up using AI. It did not go well. It makes me super sad that anyone would think some generic chatGPT product could be more worthwhile than their own words.

11.02.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, I love this so much. Gorgeous.

11.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG I hate it when people take calls on speakerphone and just like hold the bottom of the phone to their mouth, like they are using a walkie talkie or something. WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

11.02.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Nazi and the Psychiatrist: Hermann GΓΆring, Dr. Douglas M. Kelley, and a Fatal Meeting of Minds at the End of WWII Hermann GΓΆring, Dr. Douglas M. Kelley, and a Fatal Meeting of Minds at the End of WWII

I just started reading this and the first page opens in a house located about 1.5 miles from my house, wtf?? bookshop.org/p/books/the-...

11.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone ask her what dollar value she would put on a person's life

11.02.2026 16:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Do not, my friends, become addicted to water"

11.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think most of them are also into ham radio and they have no patience for someone who has zero exposure to the tech or the nomenclature. Answers often come as a single word. πŸ˜†

11.02.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The single most helpful thing I did was join my local Meshtastic discord - they have primers for how to get started and a bunch of people who will (somewhat grumpily) answer questions

11.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am extremely novice! I bought a super cheap Heltec V3 kit and fiddled with that a bit before getting a couple of V4s. I'm in an urban area with a bunch of nodes nearby so I haven't ventured there yet. Mostly I've been printing cases and trying to install an on-off switch. :)

11.02.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Feeling better than ever about my new mesh hobby

11.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am *not* entertained.

11.02.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?

LYONS: Yes mam

McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?

LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question


McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?

10.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 14185 πŸ” 3188 πŸ’¬ 605 πŸ“Œ 550

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

10.02.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 15394 πŸ” 5886 πŸ’¬ 236 πŸ“Œ 161

Me, screaming into the void: READ THE DAMN EMAIL-MAIL-MAIL-AIL-AIL

10.02.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[circle of love]
Nora Roberts: ok ladies we've got a new storyteller here tonight
Roberts: everyone say hi to Coral hart
Coral Hart: oh that's not my real name
Hart: i have to keep my real name secret because readers hate anything its associated with
Roberts:

09.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 487 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 22

There was a crunch and I was like "Do I spit it out? No. I don't want to know."

09.02.2026 20:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I just ate a steamed bug with my veggies but I am going to pretend I did not

09.02.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0