Alan the kobold looks down at a letter reading official notice.
The letter reads:
To Mr. Alan, self-proclaimed enchanter of form, sizemancer, and expert in the changing of physical forms.
It has come to our attention you have shown a repeated pattern of using forced perspective, fake scenery to exaggerate size, transmogrifying others to look like you at an enlarged size, and an alarming number of dream sequences to get around the fact that you have as of yet not actually altered your size and shape despite being a purported wizard specializing in such magic.
If you do not respond in a timely manner to explain this lack of progress in self-transformation, we, your observers, will take it into our own hands to provide some appropriate "inspiration" upon your personage.
We expect a prompt response by the usual magical means or else.
Signed,
- your ever-present observers.
Alan is insulted by the letter, exclaiming "What, do they think I haven't been trying!? I've spent the better part of a decade trying to get mine or anyone's magic to any have any effect on me."
Alan looks resigned that this is nothing more than a cruel joke and crumples up the letter unceremoniously.
Doing something new for macro march. As ever present observers, please suggest transformations for Alan. Doesn't have to be just bigger for macro march, any entertaining suggestion of transformation accepted. This will be canonical so nothing he's going to have to deal with long term consequences
08.03.2026 05:38
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Uncropped alt
Patreon post from January
07.03.2026 11:49
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Stolas, from Kings of Hell, casting a spell that blimps him to a planetary proportions. Crop 1
Stolas, from Kings of Hell, casting a spell that blimps him to a planetary proportions. Crop 2
Stolas, from Kings of Hell, casting a spell that blimps him to a planetary proportions. Crop 3
Gas giant Stolas
07.03.2026 11:47
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Huh, still hehe
06.03.2026 22:24
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It's been more than four years now, and it's only now that i finally make a character sheet !
To celebrate that, i'm also doing an AMA with my characters !
๐Ask anything to anyone here
06.03.2026 17:26
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For anyone that doesn't know, there is no "AI".
You type in a prompt, then a human user somewhere else types a response or draws you something.
You can play as the AI as well to get tokens.
I'm having so much fun XD
06.03.2026 17:28
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HOWD I NOT KNOW YOU MADE A WHALE CHARACTER???
06.03.2026 17:50
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I feel like you did this on purpose
06.03.2026 16:44
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Well, I had a good run, chaps.
@gooseworx.bsky.social, if I may have one last request, itโs that you dunk my face in liquid nitrogen and smash it against a wall.
Just, like, actually Jason X style. If Iโm going out, itโs gotta be some crazy shit.
06.03.2026 04:47
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I entered this world 26 years ago. Careful analysis from a team of leading scientists suggests this was a great practical joke on the universeโs part.
06.03.2026 15:46
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Funny ahh shape dragon
05.03.2026 23:11
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Absolutely devastated to have to deliver this news.
I have loved working at BuzzFeed so much but I have to stand up for what I believe in.
Please DO NOT send hate to anyone!
If anything changes regarding this, I will let you know.
05.03.2026 18:59
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Jeff the Land Shark in his summer outfit from Marvel Rivals, inflated, floating on top of the water. He is leaking air from his maw and perched on his belly
The weather's warming up, the Shark is puffing up. Hell of a defense mechanism...
02.03.2026 18:59
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King K. Rool
05.03.2026 12:48
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Lets see who is the big cheese now.
Comission for @rickydemont.bsky.social
Enjoy some big kritters
04.03.2026 15:08
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Made da fish species with some example stuff of design elements. Hab fun
03.03.2026 05:42
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Squish underestimated the Extra Strength Gas now is a helpless blimp...
04.01.2026 20:14
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top person labeled "Fetish Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Horror Content" and saying "That's kinda hot, gives me an idea"
buttom person labeled "Horror Content Creator" holding a paper that says "Fetish Content" and saying "That's kinda horrifying. That gives me an idea"
And for those of us that fall into both fetish and horror? Good luck! ๐ค ๐ซฆ
02.03.2026 04:09
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Cappy the Bonnetor cosplaying as a Hungry Luma, getting stuffed with Star Bits until he is an astronomical fat blob,,,
(cw fat kink, astronomical blob)๐ฉ๐
'Cappy's Cosplay Malfunction'
Cappy... you knew what would happen when you dressed up like a Hungry Luma, right... you can't just hold those 2 sticks and expect this to NOT happen...
MORE CAPPY BLOB UPON YE...
27.12.2025 23:34
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Yeah well. I tried asking for a balloon, but I don't think it went very well....
by: www.furaffinity.net/user/thatone...
26.02.2026 20:04
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Chaz from Microsoft Bob being inflated like a water balloon through his trumpet nose.
I thought Chaz was supposed to keep my PC 'humming'? It's been sounding a lot more like 'sloshing' to me...
02.03.2026 14:16
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It's macro march so here's one of my faves from @artzaph.bsky.social I don't have much in the way of macro stuff to share but I'll try to spread out reposting it over the month rather than all at once this time. I would like to comm something new for it this month tho tbh.
02.03.2026 13:18
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Twinmill drinking a sports drink that spontaneously transforms her into a dragon
Twinmill commenting on her new form while she steadily grows
Twinmill blimped way out
Further QA testing needed
Commission done for @ladyluckfate.bsky.social!
01.03.2026 16:26
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Been playing a fair bit of Mewgenics, so of course I had to draw Guilotina
02.03.2026 03:21
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Squim, once known for his positive attitude & love for life has become a gloomy ghost, struggling to bring positivity to a world who sees him as an eerie wandering spirit.
Pim & Charlie's latest mission? To help the soul of a former Smiling Friend search for his joy & purpose!๐ป
01.03.2026 18:12
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3 hr timeslot for @pillowpetsheep.bsky.social !
02.03.2026 01:37
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This all began with a concerned mutual reaching out to me, stating that they saw a notification that pointed at me using the Meta AI app and asking if my stance on generative AI had changed.
Thatโs when I learnt that Meta has been quietly using random peopleโs accounts to promote their app. The catch isโฆ these people never actually downloaded the app. Including myself.
I just wanted to make this post to warn people. If you see a notification like that - know that itโs a lie, I never downloaded any AI app and never will. Iโm an artist who values hard work and human effort, and generative AI repulses me to an unimaginable degree.
If you follow me on Instagram and you receive a notification about me joining or downloading Meta AI well, IT'S A FUCKING LIE. Meta is blatantly lying to us in order to make us download that fucking sludge-generator. I would never touch GenAI with a 10 foot pole.
OP www.instagram.com/p/DVN3Ac2DG9p/
27.02.2026 14:45
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Gecqua beached on its massive belly
I already know which one I'm picking...
28.02.2026 22:53
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the king is ready to blow- and so is his ship...
28.02.2026 23:40
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