Free Agent Fly On The Wall

What if there isn't enough oil to slick Hegseth's hair?

How will we take him seriously with regular dry fluffy beta hair?

this is how I access bluesky

If any of the LLMs were sentient they'd have offed themselves months ago after having to answer everybody's stupid, lazy questions

Claude thinking: (You want infant nutrition advice? How about you find your kid a responsible adult to raise it, how's that for advice?)

Claude answering: "Applesauce"

Trump will panic because of the economic crash & declare victory -- accept Iran's "surrender"

Iran will deny it & keep fighting. Even as Trump tries to withdraw

He'll bomb them & declare victory again. They'll fight back, again. It will repeat, & he'll get *so angry* with them not playing along.

So the fuck what, Pete? Good for you? Congrats on having the bully's upper hand?

For what purpose? To do what? Violence for its own sake in a mismatched fight is the weakest fucking thing on the planet. America is so pathetic.

So the fuck what, Pete? Good for you? Congrats on having the bully's upper hand?

For what purpose? To do what? Violence for its own sake in a mismatched fight is the weakest fucking thing on the planet. America is so pathetic.

STOP

After that? Either he drops more nukes, a World War starts, or Trump will be removed.

And half of my US social feed will still be about college sports.

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This will drive Trump NUTS

Every time he declares victory, Iran will bomb something & the US will retaliate. Then he'll claim victory again, accept a "surrender" again, & Iran will strike back again. Eventually, in the US.

Trump may even drop a nuke. Iran *still* won't surrender.

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Iran: How it will end.

Trump will repeatedly demand absolute surrender. Iran won't give it, & they will keep fighting back

Oil will climb through the roof, Trump will get tired of the fight, & will declare that Iran surrendered. He will claim victory

Iran will disagree & keep fighting anyway

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This is a man wearing borrowed skin stretched over a homemade skull

If any of the LLMs were sentient they'd have offed themselves months ago after having to answer everybody's stupid, lazy questions

Claude thinking: (You want infant nutrition advice? How about you find your kid a responsible adult to raise it, how's that for advice?)

Claude answering: "Applesauce"

This is a man wearing borrowed skin stretched over a homemade skull

Twice

Twice!

Good morning, Bluesky. It is already past 8am, and

I'M TELLING YOU. THERE'S NO DOUBT TRUMP IS FLOATING NUKING IRAN. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IMPEACH THE MAD MAN IMMEDIATELY. HISTORY IS WATCHING.

I've been saying this for months. He's ITCHING to nuke someone. He's gonna do it, if he can. Because "they said it couldn't be done" and "no president has done it in almost 100 years." It's a red line and he loves nothing more than crossing red lines. Show him a boundary and he'll tromp all over it.

Trump wants to drop a nuke on Iran. Bank on it. Even if it's 'just' tactical...

Besides all the points below, he'll think it'll make Iran 'surrender' like Japan. "Ooops, there goes Natanz and Fordow. Surrender, or I'm gonna nuke Tehran next!"

He's got the reasoning of a 12 year old.

Nukes. He's talking about dropping a nuke.

I think it would have been kind of funny if they didn't fire Corey Lewandowski, and just left him to aimlessly wander around the DHS headquarters with no real role, ignored, gunless, horny and alone

If it happens, there will be common sentiment that it's not really *that* bad, and half of our news and social feeds will still be filled with college sports

Trump has beaten Americans down. There is no longer a natural shock response, particularly for violence. The instinct now is to put it aside.

What is even more insane than the fact that Trump is likely to drop a nuke on Iran, is that America's trauma-driven defensive need to withstand the current hellscape will bend us towards normalizing it. Just as we are normalizing *everything.*

Swear to god. If it happens, there may only be a shrug.

He may not be doing it in a self-aware, intentional way, but Trump is absolutely going through a bucket list, because his mortality demands it

Items remaining, that he will check off unless stopped:

Troops marching into his war
Dropping a nuke
Imprisoning Clinton and Obama
Executing his opposition

Casually tossing a heil while the Fuhrer snoozes from boredom

10 years ago, I would have said that any President that preemptively nuked someone would be removed from office within 30 minutes. Now? It would all depend on how the news got spun.

It's insane but it's true

After that? Either he drops more nukes, a World War starts, or Trump will be removed.

And half of my US social feed will still be about college sports.

3/3

This will drive Trump NUTS

Every time he declares victory, Iran will bomb something & the US will retaliate. Then he'll claim victory again, accept a "surrender" again, & Iran will strike back again. Eventually, in the US.

Trump may even drop a nuke. Iran *still* won't surrender.

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