Coop 🐽

*Sniffing the screen*

Those would feel very comfy on my face

Good boy

Not even possible man 🐽

Sure can bro

Ok fine 😁

Can someone give me a good reason to get out of bed today?

Can I touch it with my nose

😈🐽🚽

Then you're in good company 🐽😈

How is this my first jockstrap?

No, it's not clean. Yeah, he loved it anyway.

I'm bad at following instructions and now my tongue is brown somehow

I wonder how many of you would be terrible at following these instructions 😈🐽💨

Did I get the best hoodie for Christmas by accident?

Same 🫣

One of my buddies came out to visit and when we came back from aftercare breakfast, we noticed housekeeping had come in to service the room- even though we had the sign up. 🤦‍♂️ This is what they found.

Well at least the housekeeper added a smiley face after his name on his service card 😭🫣

Hell yeah that must have felt real good

*sniff*

Yours especially bud.

The photography nerd in me is completely distracted by how cool that camera is.

What do we think, guys?

I can see it 😏

Yeah you probably should be.

🙋‍♂️

Only kinda? 🐖

Hot spring weather, who wants to join me?

I am! Thanks 🐖

It's already August... I haven't spent nearly enough time naked at the river yet. 🤠

Oink 🐖