He/Man in Bio

let me tell you about a little film called The Last Jedi

a bunch of naked fiberglass people?

...same, and mine is the CE

A picture of three cybertrucks. One os normal cybertruck and the two children cybertrucks are green and kinda look like dumpsters.

Cybertruck expert here, when they start having twins it, counterintuitivly, means their population is under stress.

so I'll spend 2 hours trying to figure out how to get my hand in there to grab a piece of popcorn? no thanks

what does the popcorn bucket look like? this affects my answer

only remotely on topic but I'm kind of amazed that nobody ever successfully marketed Gun Nuts to America

this looks horrifying, I bet they simply didn't have the budget to hire a good make-up artist because DAMN this sucks shit

New @bossfightstudio.bsky.social #StrawberryShortcake!

In the pantheon of 80s nostalgia properties, this line certainly deserves to be amongst the likes of G.I. Joe, TMNT, and others. These figures are so fun, and the best part is that I get to enjoy them with my daughters, too. 🍓

Nobody ever told me that, now I understand why dudes are always getting mad at me for being like "yeah, that adds up he probably did that"

If you’re a white dude who talked to another white dude while he was drunk he will shield you with his life, no matter what your crime. Drinking together while white is a stronger bond than marriage or even family.

I mean, yes, but also I'm pretty sure you've already made a lot of cool shit

how did I not realize his first name was Markwayne? wtf

Head's up, new Masked Singer.

I don't know if he got a concussion but the quality of his parenting would seem to corroborate the supposition that Norris hurt his developing brain pretty bad

You know how in Greek mythology, sometimes a dude will just piss off one of the gods so badly that their entire bloodline gets cursed in perpetuity?

I tend to think my teenage dad getting roundhouse kicked the fuck out by Chuck Norris broke my siblings and I decades before we were even conceived

I've said this before on the other site but my dad got knocked out by Chuck Norris once back when Norris was doing some kind of Christian motivational speaking karate thing in the midwest in the 1960s/70s and sometimes I like to blame everything that's gone wrong in my life on that incident

there is literally nothing you could say that I would think you made up

wasps and bees regularly land on me and chill, ants will find me from across the known universe and crawl up my leg and bite me relentlessly

Every time I want to give up I put my clothes in the trash like Spider-Man.

Nothing easier than making online software not exist, it's not like when they had to get all the lawn darts off the store shelves

wtf money is he even making, what job does Wolverine have that sends out tax forms?

the other day someone asked you to check your carbon monoxide detector and I'm assuming you haven't yet

we can't leave Wreck it Ralph blameless here

FDA now recommends less fiber in your diet to prevent morgellons flair ups

🦞Lobster Johnson Wave 1 Test Shot🦞

Continuing with our look at the latest 1:12 scale Hellboy wave 1 test shots, here’s Lobster Johnson! We will have more awesome images to come later this month so keep it locked to our social platforms!

Looking forward to Andor season 3 where the rebels do this with cardboard x-wings. No, he's not dead anymore, it's fine

Axel, it's gotta be

the titular Queen of the Black Coast?

a card from the original Mortal Kombat Trading Card Game, it features horrible artwork of Scorpion holding a baby Sub-Zero the text reads "BABALITY Finishing Move Must have an action to use. May be played on any Kombatand who has lost one round of current match and is at 3 Kombat Points or less. Opponent loses round. Cancels Friendship played against a Fatality."

Decided to look up art from the original Mortal Kombat TCG and stumbled on this absolute gem