instagram rocks because i’ve always wanted to talk to my friends on an app that makes me want to k*ll myself
instagram rocks because i’ve always wanted to talk to my friends on an app that makes me want to k*ll myself
This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.
How does one get off the Death Star because I would like to get off the Death Star now please, thank you
You’re dumb as rocks if you believed Trump couldn’t possibly do this but both parties tripping over themselves to say they think this is cool kinda gives the game away.
MAYBE IT’S TODAY
Can't wait for the strongly worded letter from Congress
Seeing a lot of cynicism on the timeline. What if this is one of the good wars?
me in 2050: doctor my nutritional gummy gave me covid 4
doctorbot (alpha) via ZMAIL ver 3: Kill you are self
I know there would be no Latterman without Blink 182 but listening to No Matter Where We Go and then listening to Enema of the State is a bad time. This post is only for Corey.
Wait, Britain has politics as well?? Christ, when will it end
Chapter the dog and a couple cool S swords
Me and the Bonegrinder, a very tall statue with a skull face
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Tom Noonan was hands down one of the most intriguing people I’ve ever seen in film. Rip to a good one.
We are not moving on from the Epstein files.
We are not moving on from ICE in Minnesota.
We will not move.
They will.
For those who have Ring and saw that Ring commercial for finding “lost dogs” (and definitely NOT about tracking your brown neighbors) you can very easily disable the Big Brother functionality. Here’s how, right from the Control Center in your Ring app.
@stephbobomb.bsky.social can answer any questions
"For years, a cottage industry of political observers has contorted itself to obscure and occlude the obvious. That regardless of what others see in him, Trump’s entire political career...cannot be understood outside the context of his bitter, deep-seated racism." (gift link)
“I accept your forthcoming apology.”
I’m mad I fell for the “throw out your cassettes and CDs and DVDs! Everything you need will forever be available online! No strings!” Give me my boombox. Let me spend my time fast forwarding and rewinding. I want buttons that click. I want static between songs. I want era specific ads before movies.
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
this is literally the critique of crypto that was offered when it was launched, so please, fuck off into the sun
Weapons (2025, dir. Zach Cregger)
Deleted scene from Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS featuring Catherine O'Hara, I could watch this a billion times
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
mr president thakn you sir for the last 24 hours of trying to end air travel in this country, attempting to raid the treasury of billions of dollars to line your own pockets and smearing the man your secret police summarily executed in the streets in broad day light
there are people going out in the freezing cold and literally putting their lives on the line in defense of their communities and the multicultural secular society they believe in. not interested in what some online wannabe dnc consultant type wants to tell me what is and isn't possible now
pouring one out for the systems thinkers who can see the abyss and have to live with the darkness
holy batman, send it up
“I watched him die… then I watched them maneuver his body like a rag doll— only to discover it was because they wanted to count the bullet wounds and see how many they ‘got’, like he was a deer.”
All us boiled frogs are gonna taste like shit
I don’t want to hear anything from an elected official unless it’s a plan to defund the DHS and impeach Noem, Bovino, etc. No texts. No emails. No talk about the economy. Step up or step off.