the human dudunsparce

A president should never overstep this much. Maybe in a national emergency, but not General Lee speaking.

Clown meme: Women are cringe Empathy is cringe I've made hating everything and everyone my entire personality There's a male loneliness epidemic

I love how we keep letting single companies monopolize everything because they made a technological innovation 25 years ago

The move 'Yawn' is given to a select range of Pokemon that covers almost the entire type chart. The only thing these mons seem to have in common is that they're all big goofy bois

Canada's quality of life is significantly higher than ours, and this shit is not going to work on them at all.

The timeline is so peaceful in the early hours of the morning. No conflict, no chaos, no high intensity, no- oh wait shit my distant relatives in Australia are getting mad about immigrants again

“Don’t talk to me until after I’ve had a coffee”
“But you don’t drink coffee?”
“Exactly”

Not just blasphemous because of invoking god, but also because this is like Sodom and Gomorrah levels of ass-kissing

As someone who has reported on AI for 7 years and covered China tech as well, I think the biggest lesson to be drawn from DeepSeek is the huge cracks it illustrates with the current dominant paradigm of AI development. A long thread. 1/

These poor idiots just seem traumatized, and half the time they seem to have done it to themselves

everyone: the youtube algorithm is a cesspit of right wing sludge

my youtube algorithm: here is some more half life video essays and brazilian phonk, my liege

I would??? Damn, learning a lot about myself

If my country got invaded by a foreign entity to the point that my own people made up 1% of the population I'd do a lot more than graffiti a statue I can tell you that much

This is my first free moment of the day to watch the regionals, what did I miss

Ever wonder what snow in the swamp would look like? This is 5 miles into the Louisiana swamps in the Atchafalaya basin... it's unreal... having lived down there for the first 28 years of my life, we never saw anything like this.

Smashed records.

Curtesy of Garrett Roberts.

Really makes u thnik

Sometimes I admit it feels good to laugh directly at cybertruck drivers, but other times I really don't mean to do it but just all comes bursting out involuntarily. It must be hard to be those guys, essentially doing the car version of walking around with a tiny weiner hanging out of your jeans

A+ coalition building, great job libs. Let's just keep losing elections and never ever dissect why that could be.

12-minute weird al song at the end of the album where he just talks about what an absolute fucking piece of shit you are

P1: Do you listen to music?
P2: Nah, I don't understand the lore
P1: What?
P2: I dunno, I never listened to the first song and I just feel like there's too much of a backlog to work through now

Tom Holland bring Tom Holland

how it feels watching someone else cook me dinner

My friend walked in on me saying "We need a crew that's maxed out on speed who can put bitches to sleep real fast" and I had to anxiously explain that I was talking about competitive pokemon

Whoa. That's a hard read, but one that could shake up the whole meta

Sigh, I just tried this strat and it turns out it's easily countered with a "get a load of this guy" 😔

I don't know what's in the hearts of other VGC players but I'd imagine Rilla falls under this

I have saved over $800 in delivery fees ever since I saw that "private taxi for your burrito" post

By sheer coincidence my son's name actually is Kid A, but only so I could tell him apart from his siblings

Tbh either of those names would send any boy in 2002 to the top of all social hierarchies

Hell yeah dude. Hell yeah. They say good things can happen dude. Hell yes dude. Yes.