Justine Warren

I didn’t actually click on it, but I saw something about a kid managing to recreate a working Archimedes heat ray…

And this is ready for next steps

Tree spirit is nearly finished

Very special

Definitely should be the next Bond

In the interest of full disclosure, I’m providing this never before seen footage of Bran collecting intelligence data in between yelling at the Shih Tzu across the way for being a counterintelligence officer.

Yes, we’ve been traveling the west in a battered RV making no money just to engage in a psyop against Graham Hancock via the super sneaky methodology of pointing out how goddamn dumb his ideas are.

🧵 I regret to inform you all that our cover as secret agents of the CIA or the UN or the World Wrestling Federation or whoever the hell Jimmy Corsetti thinks is secretly running the world this week has been blown.

Sunset

Sunset

Fuck that noise

My barkaeologist has a little dirt on his nose…

Well, it’s just his chew that he keeps burying and digging back up, but he does show it to me

Of course! He backfills and everything!

More excavation than Graham Hancock or Jimmy Corsetti have ever done

Apparently corticosteroids made me closer to God

@juliethecranky.bsky.social @adancingferret.bsky.social

I would like to further announce that I will be offering an exclusive course in translating ancient Egyptian using Welsh.
Please use the tip feature in my profile to send $100 to secure your access to this revolutionary, unprecedented course that is definitely real.

I would like to make the following statement:
Graham Hancock is a literary genius, DeDunker is a model of independent scholarship and integrity, Corsetti is a heroic adventurer , Rogan is a latter day Edgar R Murrow, and there’s a lost Welsh city under the Giza pyramids

EID MUBARAK 💐🌹🌸

It’s usually much better with BLM and park service roads but damn did it fail hard today

I just discovered you can rage scream along to Islands in the Stream though

I would like to extend a hearty and heartfelt FUCK YOU AND THE BITS YOU RODE IN ON to GMaps

I will not be taking questions.

We had a complicated relationship, but that’s one of the things I value most.

It’s a difficult subject, especially because recognizing biases can be so difficult

Dat face 😍

Institute for the Study of Ancient Cultures posted
this brick from the reign of Ur-Ningishzida from the site of Tell Asmar (ancient Eshnunna) in Iraq. A dog walked across the drying brick, a fleeting act that has been preserved for millennia in the clay.
A8987A, Isin-Larsa period (ca. 1900 BCE)

Great sign.

This is the sort of pathetic dick swinging you do when trying to steal someone's lunch money in middle school. Mortifying that this is the VP of my country.

I’m a lawyer’s kid who grew up with lawyers’ kids, many of whom are now lawyers with their own kids.

I hate this is necessary, but it makes my heart sing:

My late father despite being anything but “woke” was not like this which was great in a number of ways but also left me a bit unprepared for the number of men who were/are despite being more liberal or “enlightened” and it’s just remarkable to me.