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He mostly posts about films, physical media, and Newcastle United (mostly)

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That was a very tired and ragged performance. Shame as we started so well. That spell from City either side of the break however…not sure many teams could have withstood that. #nufc

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This week it was revealed that no team in any of the major European leagues has played more matches so far this season than Newcastle United. And our fans are still on here moaning that we don’t play at full tilt 100% of the time.

07.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a backpack . ALT: a man is walking down a hallway with a suitcase and a backpack .

Morning Geordies. Anyone else get about 5 minutes sleep last night? πŸ˜‚ #nufc

05.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WILLIAM OSULA, TAKE A BOW.

AN ABSOLUTELY HEROIC WINNING GOAL FOR NEWCASTLE UNITED. βšͺ️⚫️

04.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 184 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 22

FUCKING GET IN LADS πŸ–€πŸ€

04.03.2026 22:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t decide what has annoyed me more. The fact we’ve just conceded immediately after scoring yet again, or the scandalous amount of added time the ref just allowed. #nufc

04.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of the funniest things to come out of this are the brits who won’t leave Dubai even as it’s being bombed. One influencer adjacent guy went on a live stream on his balcony and said he’d rather be killed by Iran than go back to Wigan

03.03.2026 07:33 πŸ‘ 1979 πŸ” 281 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 82
Last Summer
Megan 2.0
Killer’s Kiss
If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Last Summer Megan 2.0 Killer’s Kiss If I Had Legs I’d Kick You

Slow week in film land. Enjoyed the early Kubrick noir. Megan 2.0 was funny. Last Summer not as good as the original.

#LastFourWatched

27.02.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rational me: thrilled with the draw. Will probably lose over the two legs, but you never know in this game.

Idiot football fan me: fkn hell have you seen our side of the draw πŸ‘€ #nufc

27.02.2026 11:58 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jake Wallis Simons
The Greens’ extremist victory pushes Britain one step closer to the abyss
Polanski’s party has embraced sectarianism with open arms. It will be the death of the British liberal tradition

Jake Wallis Simons The Greens’ extremist victory pushes Britain one step closer to the abyss Polanski’s party has embraced sectarianism with open arms. It will be the death of the British liberal tradition

This kind of stuff isn’t going to work when the new Green MP is a white working class plumber.

27.02.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 431 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 12
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@zackpolanski.bsky.social : "The biggest issue we have is the cost of living crisis. Peoples wages have been stuck in 2008 meanwhile bills are going up, food prices are going up & it feels like no-one is out there batting for them.. the battle lines have been drawn with this election.."

27.02.2026 07:26 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Ayyye Big 4!

That's definitely a good sign that we're about to explode.

When a System literally manages all variety out of itself to extinction; it's a matter of WHEN not IF that System will fail.

27.02.2026 07:39 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Rob Grant RIP – Ganymede & Titan We at Ganymede & Titan are heartbroken to pass on a message from Rob Grant’s family. With much sadness, we have to announce that Rob Grant, co-creator ofΒ Red Dwarf, passed away suddenly yesterday afte...

It's been reported that Red Dwarf creator Rob Grant has died.

Well, smeg. :(

www.ganymede.tv/2026/02/rob-...

26.02.2026 17:40 πŸ‘ 347 πŸ” 161 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 66

Yeah it was a bit complacent, but 8-1 up on aggregate after 6 mins…I don’t care how professional you are…you’re taking your foot off the gas and thinking about the next game, not getting injured etc.

It’s a big win. Into the last 16 πŸ™Œ #nufc

24.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I know he had a few clumsy touches. I don’t care)

24.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When the pundits are talking shit about Big Nick #nufc

24.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s 5, not 2. Barnes, Osula, Joelinton, J. Murphy, and A. Murphy. None of them started the City game.

24.02.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Excalibur (Arrow 4K UHD)

Excalibur (Arrow 4K UHD)

Dogtooth (4K UHD)

Dogtooth (4K UHD)

#MondayBlus πŸ“€

23.02.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard not to view these things through black and white glasses, but Dan Burn being pushed offside by a City player in the run up to the equaliser that wasn’t, getting absolutely zero traction from officials, pundits, and journos feels very much on brand for us at the moment. #nufc

22.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#LastFourWatched

20.02.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter -
PAUL McMULLAN:
Oh, yeah -
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- which is one case that you truly do regret.
PAUL McMULLAN:
I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station.
Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: The Inquiry brought up the case of Denholm Elliott's daughter - PAUL McMULLAN: Oh, yeah - BROOKE GLADSTONE: - which is one case that you truly do regret. PAUL McMULLAN: I do, yeah. After Denholm died, she hit rock bottom, was allegedly doing methadone. And although she had, you know, the half-million-pound flat that Denholm had bought her, she didn't have any money to get her ten-pound bag in the morning. So she'd get up and go begging at the tube station. Here was a young girl crying out to be helped, and she met a police officer who didn't help her but rang up the News of the World and asked for money because he couldn't believe that this is the same girl who'd walked down the red carpet behind Eddie Murphy with Denholm Elliott, you know.

BROOKE GLADSTONE:
And you offered her 50 pounds -
PAUL MCMULLAN:
Yeah.
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
- if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for.
PAUL McMULLAN:
No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: And you offered her 50 pounds - PAUL MCMULLAN: Yeah. BROOKE GLADSTONE: - if she would come to your place and have sex. So you led her into prostitution, which she wasn't in that space for. PAUL McMULLAN: No, indeed. But she was in such a bad place that someone offering her 50 pounds for sex. I mean, that's five bags.

BROOKE GLADSTONE:
So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless?
PAUL McMULLAN:
I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I?
BROOKE GLADSTONE:
This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself.
PAUL McMULLAN:
Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

BROOKE GLADSTONE: So how do you justify that? Yes, she was a drug addict, yes, she was begging. Why push her that extra step? Why take pictures of her topless? PAUL McMULLAN: I was keen. It was in my first year. I wanted to impress Piers Morgan, who was my boss at the time, and just wanted to say, not only have I caught this girl begging, but l've got pictures of her topless and I've got her offering me sex for 50 quid. How great am I? BROOKE GLADSTONE: This is a pretty dehumanizing enterprise, not just for Jennifer Elliott, but for you, yourself. PAUL McMULLAN: Yeah, that's why I feel terrible about it, not just 'cause she killed herself afterwards, but I, I actually liked her as a person.

Sharing from a friend, a passage from the Leveson Inquiry regarding the British actor Denholm Elliott, who died of AIDS in 1992. Three years after her death, the News of the World journalist Paul McMullan did the following to his daughterβ€”neither a celebrity nor even someone of public interest.

20.02.2026 11:33 πŸ‘ 2549 πŸ” 835 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 287

If you ever find yourself wondering how things like the Epstein story happened, consider the mid-level newspaper editor who admitted in a public judicial inquiry that he destroyed a woman’s life and drove her to suicide to try and impress Piers Morgan.

20.02.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 2693 πŸ” 595 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 19
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Jeff Daniels is 71.
Love his story about his unforgettable death scene in Speed & how it’s all thanks to Roy Scheider in Jaws.

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THEY KNOW: Bill Hader Makes His Feature Directorial Debut With New Horror Film BARRY star Bill Hader is back behind the camera for THEY KNOW, a new horror film he'll direct, write, and star in.

BARRY star Bill Hader is back behind the camera for THEY KNOW, a new horror film he'll direct, write, and star in.

19.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 57

Devastating away win. Great team performance. Four goals for AG. And we all get to have a whinge about Pope as well. The perfect night for #nufc fans πŸ™Œ

18.02.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A sensational first 45 minutes in Baku! 😍

18.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 80 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 10
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Me for the entirety of this first half #nufc

18.02.2026 18:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vinicius Junior: Benfica claim 'defamation campaign' against Gianluca Prestianni after racism allegation Benfica claim there is a

Benfica had the chance to make a really meaningful statement from this awful situation.

This ain’t it lads.

18.02.2026 16:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, Gian

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