I still love the original best, even if it suffers from "lol stelf" in a few places. I can rewatch that one any number of times.
Having just watched Jurassic World: Rebirth I can say that not ScarJo nor Johnathan Bailey could draw me back in for a rewatch. It was fun though.
My favorite thing about the Jurassic Park franchise becoming creature features is how much more they've leaned into the tropes of the genre.
Dinos that change size from scene to scene
Stealth with impossible comedic timing
Genre blindness for any carnivorous dino
Camp dialogue
Peak trash cinema
Well, she is
No room for quality in control in the cabana
1. Strange Houses
I was told this book was scary. It isn't, but it IS creepy. "Wait this could happen" sort of horror. Like a ChillasArt game as a book. Why are these houses laid out like it's in the Sims and how is that related to murders? Answers told mostly through interviews and floorplans.
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Coming soon to a social channel near you. Books 2026.
But delayed because we live in a hellscape that lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. Not unlike those episodes of the Twilight Zone where the twist was... well, you know.
Kids, don't listen to what your parents or the media try to tell you. Taking an hour-long nap at 8pm is a really good idea and has no downsides.
Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped
Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
Also, no one is paying attention to you or your workout in the gym UNLESS you're playing a DS between sets.
Even then, they're just trying to see what you're playing and still don't care about the rest of your gym session.
Just got home from the gym and while I was there someone set up next to me and pulled out a Nintendo DS Lite to play between sets.
How did I not think of that??
If you haven't picked this up yet, you should. Number go up. Berry go down. Gnome.
Wait, why is it so dark all of a sudden?
Call country cousin Kree got some reverse fashion advice
Backlit sign reads "badgers and buttercups" in front of lit lantern sculptures of badgers and buttercups
Got to see my third favorite Tom DeLonge side project tonight
Not enough but still somehow so much
Obviously this is in reference to first player and second player. It's about time they learned
First is the worst, second is the best
You sound like you're dressed to try to ensure no one else sits in the empty seat next to you
You disgust me
Door dash getting uppity
Grey housecat wearing a black scarf looking up and over camera.
Eyes up, chat.
New dapper cat photo just dropped
I'm only three weeks into the game and I would already punch everyone in this room and then myself for it.
If you like older persona and tactics style games, you'll probably like this. If you have a steamdeck, this feels like an EXCELLENT title for it.
It has style, demonfish, sandwiches, and dogs
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
If pantomime spitting isn't accompanied by a spitoon sound then I don't want it
A box labeled "Moose Munch" premium popcorn
New 90s insult just landed
Picture of a poster in a frame with small pink petals arranged to look like falling. Text reads "Sleep Token - Even in Arcadia Tour"
Found a place for the petals from the #SleepToken concert to live that wouldn't just be gathering dust.
Wonder what other folks are doing with them.
Hey, at least the "trust this device" feature is fully worthless too!
...Wait...
Happy FMA day to those who celebrate. Don't forget.
