Hippo

Santa totally sees the dirty pics y’all are on here posting. Naughty list for every one of you.

Big hugs! So sorry to hear

He did the mash, he did the pumpkin mash

Is he looking for the closest exit that he can fit through in case of a fire?

You talking about her album or mine lol

Beef and pork searching for their veal to make a proper meatball. Inquire within.

Setting off the lunk alarm before you touch any weights

I wouldn’t trust me to build anything

Ginger and Latino couple x 12 years here. Well I’m mostly gray now, but used to be red

I remember him from Bear Bust in Orlando

Miss you, and by you I mean that

Was it me?

I can tell you what I sometimes use socks for that would apply

I found it derivative

Don’t forget cocktober

My new album drops today. It’s called Life of a “Show-Middle Aged Fat Ugly Guy Trying to Bulk and Get Back in Shape”. Enjoy!

Hope you put extra sunblock on that wiener

#mcm

Literally said the same thing

Smoke and mirrors 😉

Love to see a big PR!

Was supposed to be chest day but cheat days are pretty good too.

Cheat day best day

I dunnos

Gonna need a bigger rapture levitation beam

Flo-Max

Your gym has a posing room?

Happy birthday!