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i’m not religious but these guys bring me the closest to it because it really does feel sometimes like they are literal demons from hell.

07.03.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry i cuss so much i know it’s not cool to do

07.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

god not the main thing here but i fucking hate cop voice so much. β€œyou blew a zero…as i expected” shut the fuck up you nerd

07.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah but you don’t need to be good to do that

07.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

but what about the knicks though

07.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i'm leaning that way

07.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

no but i’ve watched like 40 other ones too

07.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

he really is quite tall

07.03.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

are the knicks good?

07.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

that series really broke something in them and i love it

07.03.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s crunch’s birthday!!

07.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A young hoops fan mirroring Kevin Durant's free throw behind the baseline in tonight's game vs Portland.

What the game is all about.

07.03.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 302 πŸ” 39 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 10

so many ways that we are encouraged to trust cops without even thinking about it even though lying is their favorite thing to do. hard habit to unlearn!

07.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think hearing about famous people or athletes being charged with things is actually a good time to practice reminding ourselves that cops lie all the time and charges β‰  guilt

07.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If being socially conservative was a good reason to kill people we’d be dropping JDAMs on megachurches

06.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 561 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

its been a bit of a tough stretch to be someone who cares about people

06.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it also makes it easier to care if there’s a very easy monocausal explanation that allows you to put the blame on one place and uh

06.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i would say that if this is what you want the end goal to be, starting off the conflict by murdering a bunch of school children and unifying people against you is a pretty bad idea!

06.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

good luck with that one!

06.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just doing everything possible to take any good thing that people like and turn it into garbage while his supporters clap like seals

06.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

god it would be so funny if trump also fucked up college sports in some irreversible way

06.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and it's all for this guy who is just like, some dying doddering old man! just any time i see him speak and realize that 40% of this country would do anything he said makes me want to launch myself into the sun

06.03.2026 22:16 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i know this is really bad for the start of an armed conflict but god man the fact that trump can get literally any issue up to 44% just by doing it is such a big stain on this country that we will never be able to get out. truly we are living with 100 million of the stupidest people to ever exist

06.03.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

what is the case for thinking that the duration of the conflict will be up to Trump?

06.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1402 πŸ” 213 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 19

i just don't want to see people get their hopes up and get hurt!

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is there uh, anything good happening anywhere?

06.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

well at least the cost of gas one is going up :)

06.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i think people underestimate how hard they work in games and how being tired can affect even the best players in the world.

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

chris please do not encourage people

06.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

being rich really does come before almost anything else

06.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0