Do you think they knew what they were doing when they introduced the eggplant emoji, like did the aubergine really come up in conversation often enough to warrant this otherwise 🍆🍆🍆
'Normous Corvus
The sound of music yet to come
It is very funny that they have him literally dodging bullets but then almost immediately take a few punches straight to the jaw, almost deliberately
It's gotta be tiring, the way these flops flip
Bet it's just gonna be a scene at the start where they're sat down being like, "remember that wet guy, what the hell was that guy's deal"
Maybe your dad tuned in back during the We Who Are About To Die stream and his brain was just like, "Okay," and formed a half-remembered connection
the thing about the line "and to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die" is that we must now assume Tiny Tim has been cursed with immortality, an eternal being doomed to outlive his loved ones, the city of London, and even the very concept of Christmas itself
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Edited Bluesky age verification screen. Face scan: Do you remember where you were on 9/11? Our scan can see it in your eyes. Yes, even now. Credit card: We check your banking records to confirm if you've ever rented a video from Blockbuster. ID Scan: Safe and secure management of your personal details, just like Optus, MediSecure, iiNet, Qantas, Latitude, Ticketek, Ticketmaster, Telstra...
idk seems reasonable to me
and horses can't read poetry, so I dunno why we ever let them near an epic
I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw.
( Also a good excuse for an #art study )
does anyone need a sworn retainer. like a terrible instrument of your will who asks no questions and is more of a living weapon than a fully actualized human being
bigchump1994 on tumblr: "Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear." Headshot of Rod Serling.
Just saw a guy on the street with no other way to describe it: he had a Doug Funnie fit on. He was wearing the Doug Funnie for real.
I was just watching the trailer and when the phrase "It's time to get tricky!" appeared on the screen, I genuinely had a moment like, oh my god, are they legally allowed to say that
Everyone always talking about the volume of applicants, but what about the brightness of applicants. What about the screen resolution of applicants. What about the mouse sensitivity of applicants.
That's a Future Kevin problem
It was a fun movie, but I will say the instant Reed got that look of inspiration on his face, in my head I just heard the voice of Patrick Star screaming, "WE SHOULD TAKE EARTH AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE," over and over
HBD. Welcome to 36.
On a case by case basis, if some Interactos cross a certain threshold, we can just fold them into Movies
Working title for The Purge ass name
I'll take it!!
Okay but which FF7 character was I
I bet they did
Don't give H Jon Benjamin any ideas. Or do.
"Austin's Prayer" (2022)
We need our heroes looking like they got a real stank going
yeah but I'm a bit swamped atm, maybe after next week
