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@lesimplesimon

Queer, neurodivergent, pansexual, he/him, NSFW, here for the thirst traps. French Canadian living in Baltimore

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You look savory and I’m hungry for you.

09.03.2026 12:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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How about you get me harder

09.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No limits on that face card πŸ₯°

23.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thirsty Thursday

06.02.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of those zoom meetings where I have to wear a shirt. But no pants is still a must.

02.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 225 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wood morning everyone!

27.01.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Winter slut

25.01.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Been focusing on legs recently

08.01.2026 02:01 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The wealthy are always so GD worried some poor people are gonna commit some small time fraud. Meanwhile, big corporations are committing HUGE afraid. Just look at defense contractors.

Why? Because we have all been taught to see the wealthy as virtuous and to see the poor as lazy and unworthy.

04.01.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 8100 πŸ” 2094 πŸ’¬ 591 πŸ“Œ 149
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Monochrome Monday

05.01.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Every thing about you is gorgeous.

01.01.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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FCF!

19.12.2025 16:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Daddy’s home

17.12.2025 19:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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In the spirit of FCF

12.12.2025 14:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hotel lighting or whatever excuse to be a slut

28.11.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Oligarchs' Coup Against the Free Press Is Happening Now The American information space is not merely changing; it is undergoing a hostile takeover. It is a deliberate, coordinated campaign by a new class of oligarchs out of Silicon Valley that includes Jef...

All they had to do to circumvent the 1st Amendment was outsource the censorship to the oligarchs.

The oligarchs have seized control of not only the media but the very platforms and algorithms used to disseminate information itself.

www.thedissident.news/the-oligarch...

18.09.2025 00:08 πŸ‘ 2180 πŸ” 821 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 29

Here are the _public_ email addresses for the reporters and the standards editor listed on the WSJ site.

Standards editor:
David.marcelis@wsj.com

Journalists who wrote the article:
james.fanelli@wsj.com
sadie.gurman@wsj.com

Politely and peacefully demand a retraction and an apology.

12.09.2025 14:36 πŸ‘ 2135 πŸ” 869 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 61

❀️ a man that soundproofs his sealing πŸ”₯

28.08.2025 16:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A professional photo shot of a big and muscular man in a kitchen setting, he has an icing hand print on his ass that has sprinkles on it, he is wearing thigh high cow print socks, bull horns, and a pink jockstrap and apron facing away from the camera, his head is turned back to see half of his face as he is licking a spatula

A professional photo shot of a big and muscular man in a kitchen setting, he has an icing hand print on his ass that has sprinkles on it, he is wearing thigh high cow print socks, bull horns, and a pink jockstrap and apron facing away from the camera, his head is turned back to see half of his face as he is licking a spatula

It’s finally time!! Your Bull Dad is trying to win the #BigCakeEnergy contest by Gun Oil

I really will need all of you to help me win! Gonna try my very best to do so! You can vote using the link in the comments!

Thank you @dustinwldr.bsky.social for lending me your photography talents!

07.08.2025 16:35 πŸ‘ 691 πŸ” 88 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 5

Thanks gorgeous 😘😍πŸ”₯

23.07.2025 18:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

oh this is interesting. i pretty firmly believe, just as a matter of observation and experience, that complaints about affirmative action are a psychological salve for people who aren’t confident of their ability to succeed

13.07.2025 14:49 πŸ‘ 10557 πŸ” 1684 πŸ’¬ 271 πŸ“Œ 76

πŸ₯΅πŸ€€
You wear them well

21.06.2025 01:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile, prominent pundits continue to deny that there the administration adheres to a segregationist ideology

17.04.2025 11:57 πŸ‘ 15874 πŸ” 4661 πŸ’¬ 287 πŸ“Œ 197
Fight the Oligarchy Rally Poster with event details for: Las Vegas, NV, Tempe, AZ, Greeley, CO, Denver, CO, and Tucson, AZ

Fight the Oligarchy Rally Poster with event details for: Las Vegas, NV, Tempe, AZ, Greeley, CO, Denver, CO, and Tucson, AZ

⚑️FIGHT THE OLIGARCHY RALLY ⚑️
STARTING TOMORROW.

Nevada. Arizona. Colorado.
You, me, and Bernie.
Dem and GOP districts. β€οΈπŸ’™

See you there πŸ’ͺ🏽🌞

19.03.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 75897 πŸ” 14852 πŸ’¬ 2573 πŸ“Œ 1008

KEEP CALLING. PEEL OFF ALL DEM SENATORS YOU CAN.

☎️: (202) 224-3121

Tell them to vote NO on Cloture and NO on CR. Vote is pushed to after 1:15ish for now. Situation is fluid.

The only public YES votes are Schumer and Fetterman. They need 7-8 total. KEEP CALLING.

Call retiring Senators too!

14.03.2025 14:59 πŸ‘ 66582 πŸ” 19631 πŸ’¬ 2986 πŸ“Œ 1093
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a close up of a woman 's face with her hand on her chin ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with her hand on her chin

I can’t choose, both are too hot

26.01.2025 20:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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24.01.2025 19:21 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Civic duty thong ❀️

13.01.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot damn πŸ₯΅πŸ‘Ή

07.01.2025 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0