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Putin helps Iran strike US forces: UK top headline

Legacy media in the US? Whoops! We forgot...

The Rooskies provided Iran with information to help Tehran strike and kill US military with the intent of derailing US mission in Iran.

Trump: 'Why would the love of my life, Vladysmear Putin, act like an enemy?'

Also Trump: 'I must lay out more red carpet!'

Headline: Iran’s president 'says sorry' for striking neighbors as Iranian missiles and drones continue to pound their cities.

A lot of weird things going on here.

I saw this from an earlier post and I had to share.

More relevant than ever.

Total jobs gained:

🔵 Last 13 months of Biden: 1.4M.
🔴 First 13 months of Trump: 198K.

Ben Stiller has asked the White House to remove ‘Tropic Thunder’ clip from Iran war propaganda video.

Trump is a drunk
on
power
idiot

A poor 13 year old girl who got caught up with terrible older men, she became angry and frustrated and bit Donald Trump on the penis. She knew he would beat her but it was her only way to get away from him.

This is exactly the kind of story about Trump I believe.

Believe the victims.

"We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law, but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path. If we don't step up, nobody else will" -Barack Obama

Trump now demanding 'unconditional surrender' from Iran.

He says the same thing to the people who clean his diapers.

Report: Russia aiding Iran in targeting US assets.

Could this be the thing that finally yanks Trumps sucker lips away from Vladysmear Putin's ass?

If a Democrat was president on an election year with February jobs numbers like this coming out in March, Republicans and legacy media would chew their own lips off.

Fox news would have 2 hour 'Jobs Crisis' specials every night.

Trump (Malignant Dullard) will categorically pardon any Republican convicted of taking bribes or any Republican who had his lines tapped with approval of a judge to law enforcement.

The DOJ is crippled because of it. Trump's crime wave has become the entire GOP's crime wave.

Headline: The U.S. economy has unexpectedly lost 92,000 jobs, adding to deep concerns about government leadership that cannot foresee repercussions of current actions.

Well, duh. Republicans are what you'd call malignant dullards.

Q: Did the DOW tank by more than a thousand points today?

A: Yes.

You'd think Republicans would be mad about political insider trading going on in the Republican party in Montana.

But red state voters have been sucking evil dick for so long they'll probably do nothing about it.

Cowards.

That dirty Montana Senate seat funneling scam is just the foulest, most ugly thing ever!

This is political insider trading.

Remember when the Republican head of the FBI gave the go ahead to tap the lines of a top Democrat scheming to trade off a Senate seat and he was put in prison.

Now we have a scheme to funnel a Senate seat in Montana to a selected Republican.

Investigation? Probably not. Why?

Corruption.

Republican U.S. Sen. Steve Daines of Montana dropped his bid for a third term on Wednesday in a surprise withdrawal just minutes before a filing deadline.

Montana U.S. Attorney Kurt Alme, also a Republican, entered the race shortly before the state’s deadline.

Money involved? Prison for everybody.

A GOP Senator chose his own successor.[They] appear to have executed a dirty scheme in which the senator waited until literally minutes remained before the filing deadline. He then ended his re-election bid, thus allowing his handpicked choice to file the paperwork to succeed him.

Astoundingly evil

Trump thought long and hard about who would replace Kristi Noem and finally said, “What if we just hired the angriest gym teacher?”

The cost for the US to push war against Iran so far: At least a billion dollars a day.

Number of Republicans asking where the hell that money is going to come from? zero

Dog murderer and queen of Putz Kristi Noem has been fired.

Trump promises to keep the drumbeat of hate and corruption going.

As long as the Republican party exists...

There will always be another federalized crime wave attacking all of our allies and looking for whatever they can steal.

Kristi Noem tied up in an almost quarter billion dollar ad campaign where an 8 day old company took the project? That's a blatant Scam-O right there. Then you see her flippin' her stupid hair on a horse. They could have shot that with a cellphone and it wouldn't have been any better. Fraud.

What political calculus will Republicans in power choose during this election year?

GOP: 'Lets cover up sex crimes with war crimes!'

🤣😂😂🤣🤣
Bobo the bungler

Headline: Trump officials face scathing scrutiny as thousands of Americans are stranded in war zone.

They are hopeless dullards. All they were thinking about was how much whipped cream to put in their next espresso.

On this day in 1963 singer Patsy Cline was killed in a plane crash.