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Dad, gadfly, housing abundance and safe streets. Your neighbor from Kew Gardens, Queens.

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Lamar's post makes sense now.

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would prefer it if our necessary stove touching did not involve sending troops on a suicide mission thank you.

07.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NHL's first $20million teenager.

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Trump regime's divorce from a facts-based reality is complete.

06.03.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@today-maybe.bsky.social now a matter of existential concern.

05.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He's subjecting us all to his twisted version of Ikiru.

05.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But who gets Fuck Force 1?

05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's time to bring excommunications back in style.

04.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hot take: You don't get to do "oh muh optics" over the casualties of your war for funsies.

04.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Jfc Polis is not a serious person.

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice to see we're fully cooked here over something so pointless.

03.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly hard to fathom how we're sending our kids to die for a war that is both entirely unnecessary as well as horribly mismanaged.

02.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So are they going to start pulling some financial strings or nah...?

02.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"we totally had a plan but got caught up in all the murder."

02.03.2026 04:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This feels counterproductive.

01.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NYC, another cold snap is headed our way tonight. Here's the latest: 

Forecast: Lows of 17 degrees tonight. Wind chills hitting 8 degrees.
 
Snow: Possible light snow over the northern part of the city.
 
Warming Centers: Activated.
 
WARM Mobile Units: Operational. 
 
Overdose Prevention Centers: Open overnight on Sunday. 
 
Outreach: Workers out 24/7 Β bringing homeless New Yorkers indoors. 
 
Get the latest by texting "NotifyNYC" to 692-692. 
 
If you see someone who needs help, call 311 to find the nearest warming center.

Text on white background: 
NYC, another cold snap is headed our way tonight. Here's the latest: 

Forecast: Lows of 17 degrees tonight. Wind chills hitting 8 degrees.
 
Snow: Possible light snow over the northern part of the city.
 
Warming Centers: Activated.
 
WARM Mobile Units: Operational. 
 
Overdose Prevention Centers: Open overnight on Sunday. 
 
Outreach: Workers out 24/7 Β bringing homeless New Yorkers indoors. 
 
Get the latest by texting "NotifyNYC" to 692-692. 
 
If you see someone who needs help, call 311 to find the nearest warming center.

01.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 740 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 12

Your turn.

28.02.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Call me dumb but I don't think an officer corps trained on Prager U is gonna be great for our readiness.

27.02.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The funniest possible outcome would be the Ellison's bankrupting themselves and Oracle trying their damnedest to be Trump's most favored special oligarchs.

27.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pedocon theory becoming a law.

27.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So not happy by this outcome. Netflix wasn't great, but at least they were a complementary business that seemed intent on continuity. The Ellisons are purely buying this for monopolistic propaganda purposes.

26.02.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meanwhile on the Ottawa Senators reddit:

26.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This article is the real-world example of The Onion headline "Report: Nation's Gentrified Neighborhoods Threatened By Aristocratization."

26.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly should have just sent in a horse if this is their level of contempt for the security council

26.02.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Chat, is it bad that people who so routinely fall for the wallet inspector are writing for the paper of record?

25.02.2026 17:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. men's hockey team expected to attend Trump's State of the Union speech Many of the players also met with Trump at the White House on Tuesday afternoon, a senior White House official said.

Honestly the Canadian press should grill every player who attends tonight's SOTU if they support the inevitable challenge to Canadian sovereignty. Make these players' lives Hell. www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

24.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the correct take on Zohran's response to the NYPD snowball incident. Thankfully he doesn't have any children to kidnap, so there may be some movement.

24.02.2026 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A whistleblower just disclosed that FBI experts were delayed by AT LEAST A DAY in deploying to investigate Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

Why?

There was an FBI plane and pilot shortage… because Kash Patel was using them for personal flights.

24.02.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 5257 πŸ” 1836 πŸ’¬ 133 πŸ“Œ 239

When snowflakes show up at a snowball fight...

24.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The NHL needs to tell Team USA in no uncertain terms that they can go to the White House (as is expected), but SOTU is absolutely off limits.

24.02.2026 02:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0