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O cool The hypothesis that the elite were trying to segrigate trans people from society purely to keep us as sex slaves was real, but only for trans women since they see trans men as undesirable for sex and want them eliminated which is EXACTLY THE POLICIES AND RHETORIC WE'RE SEEING HAPPEN RIGHT NOW

I'VE FINALLY DISCOVERED ALL 3 TYPES OF FEMALE FANTASIES! Being last seen walking into the deepest part of The Woods Fucked into perfect oneness with The Flesh Eternal Mommy

it's like how conspiracists freely mix the plausible if unevidenced (CIA killed JFK) with the nutty (freemason alien lizardmen run the government). they're not actually trying to warn you about real things, and when they're right its by accident

why do cancel docs bury serious allegations under mountains of "socks didn't do the dishes" noise? because providing information about a supposedly dangerous person is not the point, perverse entertainment is. signal/noise ratio and accuracy of info don't matter in entertainment

we're told over and over again by gossip freaks that whisper networks Keep Our Community Safe and then they'll just whisper anything, no pushback, because they themselves do not believe that whisper networks serve a real purpose worth preserving

i think what really gets me about this is obviously if anybody cared about whisper networks as an actual means of transmitting usable information they'd sanity check what's being said and denounce obvious lies as a corruption of a public service

this being blueaky we of course need a screencap for the inevitable context destroying block used to silence all disagreement no matter how polite

help! i kept spreading spurious accusations and pointless drama docs and it muddied the waters enough to make accusations widely ignored by everybody tired of my shit! this is the fault of everybody who failed to credulously spread lies by the way,

as is tradition, Tennō Naruhito will banish the disgraced prime minister to live forevermore in the forest with the tengus

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

autism and transgenderedness are both heavily punctuated by dysphoria and rejection from the normalcy of society. the cis autistic man likely has more in common with a neurotypical trans girl then he does with a neurotypical cis man because of the similar dehumanization both experience

false. drow should talk like upper class indians with civil service positions in the raj

[mao if he played shmups] in a game that autoscrolls, the core struggle is to stay alive. what must one do to stay alive? he must not get hit. therefore it is paramount in all things to avoid getting hit - by bullets and also by enemies. only when this is achieved can we then consider the boss

the fact that patreon employees will just straight up say, to your faces now, "I stalked your other accounts and found something in a *cartooning style* that made me personally uncomfortable so I'm taking your income away" should be way more alarming to people.

news headlines be like

The United States outlaws insulin; releases the black plague upon schoolchildren

China has constructed a Wonder and has begun the countdown timer to a cultural victory

nah if they made american psycho today it would have to be about a qanon jet ski salesman uncovering a pynchonesque conspiracy of ancient babylonian jet ski charioteers

yeah that's cool and all but have you heard of the high elves

Umineko no Naku Koro ni (2007)

oh, i see, you're a liar and not very good at it. boring!

do you think i'm pro-jesus or do you have another stupid idea of my opinions i need to tear into

sadly the job offer is also fake. we're not hiring at the gnome consulate. we outsourced that shit to the mushroom kingdom ages ago

if i get labeled rude on all my posts it will be very funny

if you posted this bad on twitter you'd become Main Character immediately, and yet somehow the guy thinks he's winning. its like he was just thawed out of a cryopod from 2014 leftbook and thinks there's a moderator who'll come and save him if he just lies enough

he's still going. btw he's not defended his position once, this embarassing shit is his entire schtick. bluesky posters are like flightless birds that have been introduced to dogs for the first time and do not understand fear

The amount of people who’ve let their moral OCD get so fucked by the worst anti-AI arguments (“stealing”) that they’re just like full on “Palworld is PLAGIARIZING the find people at Nintendo” is kinda worrying ngl. A lot of peoples “pro-stealing” facade is gonna flip in the next decade.

i know who stole the louvre jewels but i will never tell the authorities

i'd like you to work as a gnome ambassador