Either of those options sound great to me. The Pacific Northwest remains a top place for staying in the USA. I maintain we’re one of the least shitty alternatives!
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Either of those options sound great to me. The Pacific Northwest remains a top place for staying in the USA. I maintain we’re one of the least shitty alternatives!
Beautiful place! I shall look northward and be doubly envious
Where is this paradise you speak of where daylight savings time is ending?
Number 1 or number 2?
Uh, number 2.
Let me show you to my supervisor’s office. She’s at lunch.
All square at the half between Petrodollars United vs Petrodollars City in the Petrodollars FA Cup
Androgynous Bulge would make a decent band name. New wave-y, I think.
#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark?
The vibes today are… year of the scavenger, season of the bitch.
[Insert fart joke here]
Calm down, MJ. That's just the meth talking.
That would be a suicidal attack posture and since Batman is no dummy, it is safe to conclude that he is wearing a reinforced steel Bat-crotch guard.
Without that warehouse, the city will run out of fur within the week. We'll have to evacuate!
It’s a good thing birds have cloacas because it would be weird as hell to see male birds, flying around, their little dinguses flapping in the wind
Some people memorize Pi, but I'm more ambitious so I am memorizing lorem ipsum placeholder text. I'm up to 11,983 words (so far!)
Lorem Ipsum semper!
So, if I understand this correctly, she’s saying it’s better to be an exotic dancer than an exotic snake wrestler? I'll buy that.
The vibes today are…
Don’t ask us, we don’t know!
Quick, look up the winning powerball number for me!
Woof, the perspective is whack in this one
Waitaminute, said the cheek, there’s something seriously wrong with my lady’s eye structure
Yes, make sure you frequent those scrupulous purveyors of gambling instead. That ought to do it!
They're more of a position party than an opposition party
I'll tell you what is not helpful when writing, a brain that starts shouting items that absolutely need to be added to the grocery list right now before I forget.
Yeah, that's a solid Republican bloc, right there. It's impressive the way they've sewn up the pervert vote.
Isn't it weird how those "reverse racism" types never once complain about mediocre to incompetent white dudes getting the job? Almost like excellence isn't their top priority
screenshot from The Baffler article that reads: "Hegseth and other Tory members also launched a phallic counteroperation, plastering campus with their own vulgar signs, but on blue paper. One simply read: my penis is furious, and it needs to shout."
Every time that fascist clown Hegseth is in the news I am reminded that while a Princeton student he and his clown posse responded to performances of The Vagina Monologues with posters that read: "My penis is furious and it needs to shout."
He is the epitome of anthropomorphized shouting penis.
The BBC: This is Arsenal's fault somehow.
Well, the coprophiliacs in our midst haven't, that's for sure.
