Drew DeLuca

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450 feet seems light

Pretty sure that ball is now approaching a different continent

👀 🤯

I’m thinking OL, but it’s an interesting thought exercise since they have a ton of cap $ they could spend to upgrade the big guys up front

This is a felony

Arrest everyone involved

That’s precisely the kind of league I have time for right now

Ate a healthy early dinner: a slice of pizza & salad

Ok, not quite a salad

But it’s made with wheat, vegetable oil, syrup derived from corn, coconut, cocoa, and soy lecithin, which all come from plants

Some call these “Samoas”

Ok, so I had pizza & Girl Scout cookies for dinner

Same difference

Vlad Sedler’s 2026 Bold Predictions Bold can be beautiful. Sometimes it’s downright ugly. In the case of bold fantasy predictions, it’s not in the eye of the beholder, but in the results.

Bold Predictions (ok, medium-spicy) by position and for hitters in the top 100 ADP @fangraphs.com

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don’t worry kelly, kelley, kellie

soon enough the theme will be revealed.

(it will be better than nap time)

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Highly unlikely, but not inconceivable that Goedert could also form an intriguing, insane 1-2 punch in Indy with Tyler Warren under Shane Steichen, for whom Goedert posted a pair of 700+ yd seasons in 2021-2022 in Philadelphia

“Definitely” is kind of bold, especially after we heard similar whispers last year

That said, if he leaves, I could certainly see Dallas Goedert in Miami (Kevin Patullo) or New Orleans (Kellen Moore)

Worth noting that Goedert had his most prolific TD season BY FAR under Patullo in 2025

High praise…will have to check it out

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This week’s “I Survived Monday” reward:

Trillium Stillings Street

#beersky

Congratulations! No Combine measurables = mark of a future 1.01

I do think we as a Fantasy Baseball community may be collectively underestimating the potential for Sacramento to be an almost Coors Field-level outlier for offense.

Zach Poop

Small sample size (<25 pitches, I believe) so I’m not sweating just yet. Didn’t allow a hit or walk and threw only 6 balls in 2 innings

Taylen Green is a QB prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored an unofficial 9.99 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 2 out of 1052 QB from 1987 to 2026.

Pending bench tomorrow and pro day, splits projected, times unofficial.

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Mike Washington Jr. is a RB prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored an unofficial 10.00 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 1 out of 2115 RB from 1987 to 2026.

Pending bench tomorrow, then pro day. Splits projected. 10.00 Watch, last set in 2003!

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Jeff Caldwell is a WR prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored an unofficial 10.00 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 2 out of 3830 WR from 1987 to 2026.

Pending bench and agilities, splits projected.

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Bryce Lance is a WR prospect in the 2026 draft class. He scored an unofficial 9.98 RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 7 out of 3844 WR from 1987 to 2026.

Pending bench and agilities, splits projected.

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Another iteration of athletic QBs doing athletic shit: how about a 10’10 broad jump, and 40 inch vertical for NDSU’s Cole Payton

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His vert and broad jump were also impressive

If you look closely, you can see him actually singe the turf 🔥

We don’t make the rules

Keep it down about Matt Nagy, though 🤫

One day it may even aspire to become the University of Delaware 😉 🤣 #MVPGannon #EliteFlacco