Sober Marsh (2YR)

getting a Pixel 10 PRO -and- I didn't even have to trade my 6a in, so now it's going to be my webcam!

eligible for a free phone upgrade if I trade mine in

time to go from a Pixel 6a to a Pixel 10a

I am not my own god.

I am my own mommy and daddy.

really disheartening to be through two multi-round interview processes and still be without a new job.

white dude in a black v neck t shirt smizing the camera behind a black N95 mask, tortoise shell glasses, and a designer beanie.

serving looks while I donate plasma 🤙

wtf is in chocolate that makes it so addictive

I hope you get to a better place soon yourself 💗🫂

i literally hate every person who voted for donald trump and do not have forgiveness in my heart for them

me in my early 20s subsisting on a daily regimen of:

- english muffin w/ peanut butter and a mandarin
- one $1 pizza slice
- 10 piece BK chicken nuggets

while also walking ~1 mile per day

I'm 6' tall and weighed 150 pounds. everyone told me how skinny I looked and I still didn't feel thin enough!

bipartisan absolute capitulation to Israel was NOT normal 20 years ago and I'm glad it's being de-normalized now.

"It takes me back to the days when exploration and talking with NPCs were heavily encouraged in these games"

this is the big thing to me that's a barrier of entry to modern Pokemon. these games used to be RPGs!!!

Jack Dorsey just made 4000 people unemployed

Got what it takes, my wife.
Got friends round.
Got roast pork for lunch!
Plenty of taste, British pork.
REAL value for money.

Fred's got plenty!
Mm, Arthur's got plenty.
We've all got plenty.

Plenty to go round.

My wife's
G o t w h a t i t t a k e s.

I laugh when I'm with friends
but I'm sad when I'm alone

and I be alone :(

don't waste your time on me
you're already
a voice inside my head

reminder that I am available for paid audio and video producing & editing roles. please keep me in mind for anything you are aware of or that you may come across. I am happy to share my contact information privately and discuss further.

really didn't want to get to this point but I have to accept the situation for what it is.

I have to tell my boss tomorrow that I have to stop working for them until they pay me what I'm owed :/

finding a lot of solace in The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You (Theme from Friends)

scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

Don't cry because it's over.
Smile because it happened.

still working on my relationship with weed but I smoke SO much less than I did in 2024.

I can't believe I've been sober from alcohol for 27 months

as a newer AEW viewer I can confidently say they have too many belts for four hours of weekly television.

I was threatened with a firearm on Monday and I'm trying my best not to let it throw off my entire mental state. and also to forgive myself for lapses in my practice of applying for jobs amidst this mental disruption.

That's right - 4pm (or 5pm if work gets in the way 🤪🥲) ET today I will be running a special DESTINY 2UESDAY stream with @creeptwin.bsky.social !!

I may have gained a lot of undesirable weight but at least I have a big fat ass.

there's a Reel Big Fish song about his wife's asshole

i'm a vampire :(