Slimwasherman

You mean you went to some county shows, drama queen

Tate was trying to get to Dubai on a bus.

When they got to the Saudi border everyone was told to get off for passport and baggage checks and Tate decided to stay on - presumably because the bus was air conditioned and he didn't want to stand in a queue.

He then got detained by Saudi guards.

Epic winning, great stuff 👏

Like clockwork.

He's got form... these people are either utterly brainwashed, or truly some of the most cynical people ever to walk the earth.

The competition is intense, but this has to be the dumbest choice yet?
And unbelievably, by a considerable margin

You're an animal, pretty sure the rest of us fancy some escapism before we drift off..
Ps. Loving your segments with @mrjamesob.bsky.social

After careful consideration of the previous responses, I will also say no.
What a stupid question.
Big Tech is a black hole of energy consumption thanks to rampant AI.

No. He looks like a fucking idiot.

Imagine how that vast sum of money could be spent. It's heartbreaking

Reminder that the US military budget is larger than the military spending of the next nine largest countries combined.

Over half goes to private defense contractors.

This is the military-industrial complex Eisenhower warned of — on steroids.

Hey kids, remember, vaccines are bad... 🙄

Jesus, they haven't made a small enough violin... and if one of them got hurt (obviously I hope they don't) all the ridiculous rags would be blaming Starmer.

Sun headline about £500k compensation for migrants, discussing human rights, and public outcry over payouts.

Did you see this headline?

Did you feel the requisite anger and rage at asylum seekers that The Sun was asking of you?

Did you maybe blame Starmer because.... um... it was probably his fault🤷‍♀️

Would you like to know the reality behind the headline?

Course you would!😜

Let's take a look

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There wouldn't be any drones of you hadn't decided to start a war because Benny wanted your soldiers to die instead of his.
Clown show.

We have expats (British immigrants) over there to dodge tax, moaning that the British government isn't doing enough to protect them.
Wankers

#thoughtsandprayers 🤡

1.1 million followers, please say something that matters.
People need you.
Sorry.

Tactically vote the racists out of government

Trump lashes out at the United Kingdom:

"The UK has been very uncooperative... They've ruined relationships... They got windmills all over the place that are ruining the country, ruining the landscapes, ruining the beautiful fields... You have Sharia courts adjudicating law."

But won't they all go gay, or woke, or trans, or autistic, or something?

I've been on that bus, 7 hours from Taba to Cairo, and about he same from Tel Aviv to Taba beforehand.
That'll be fun 🙄

Fabulous, another great day for big oil, another shitty day for pretty much everyone else.
But on the bright side, Trump's Venezuelan oil will be worth a fortune now...

Still can't believe he didn't get the Nobel peace prize...
Country 8, Norway🇳🇴

The denial is criminal

Netanyahu to the U.S. Congress, 2002: "If you take out Saddam, Saddam's regime, I guarantee you that it will have enormous positive reverberations on the region."

The Allister Heath headline generator is so convincing, it’s almost as unhinged as the real thing – 23 absurdly Heathian favourites (H/T @martinnicholls.bsky.social)
www.thepoke.com/2026/03/02/a...

Is it childish to still be enjoying the Ally Heath headline generator?