So I’m told. Regularly.

Rubbish.

You cannot put soup in a roll. Basics, basics, fundamentals.

What about a soup sandwich?

Couple of thoughts on my mind today:
Soup is neither a food or a drink.
Nobody lives in Torquay.
That’s all I’ve got. Discuss…

Some people don’t help themselves, eh 🤷‍♂️

David Coote has decided that a good way to get the people of Liverpool back on side is to do an interview with The Sun.

Let's Not YouTube video by Billy Reeves

My new single is "out" on Fri. Buy my LP, it's all this great
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Elon Musk is a Nazi who can’t spell Elton.

I sort of agree. Still think it’s an hour too long.

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, you CANNOT air-fry a Mars Bar.

Not much of a ‘Battle of Britain’ is it?… In the English corner, a team whose own manager described them as their “worst team EVER”, going up againt, in the Scottish corner, a team who routinely finish second in a two team league. More like a light skirmish of the also-rans.

…and I say that with all due respect.

Seems only fair that Noel Gallagher should be allowed to design Manchester City’s kit, after he allowed their players to write his lyrics.

It’s a stupid game for thickos.

Left on 90 minutes to avoid the traffic. Well played, Bees. An excellent point earned!

🐝🐝🐝👏

Glenn Hoddle: absolutely peerless in three fields…

1) describing in punishing detail what you’ve just seen.

2) storing actual driving gloves in the glove-compartment of his Kia Sportage.

3) Won’t buy a fridge unless it has a designated egg compartment.

Is it root or route? (probably root).
Anyway I look like I’m currently having a stroke.

I had route-canal treatment this morning. On Commencement, the lovely lady dentist told me I should start feeling completely numb, and all I’ll be able to hear is a lot of horrible noise, this was just as The Lady in Red started playing on Smooth FM. She was absolutely right.

Cheers, Bilbo. I’ll be careful.

Yes, I like it. Fewer bigger boys and bullies.

Charming.

You’re free! x

Hello. I used to go to the Comprehensive School up the road, but I kept getting suspended for absolutely no reason. They’ve got a new headmaster there who’s an absolute weapon. Be nice to me and I’ll be your best friend x

Testing. Testing. 1-2. 1-2.