Boring Geoff

Moving swiftly from oil to water... This might have more to do with data centres than carp.

I really hope they take it onboard because this takes an unbelievable amount of bravery.

Does JFK Jr approve of this diet?

I think any mention of the Epstein Files in mainstream media is worthwhile.

Aww no. What's Joe Biden gone and done now?

JAIL

He can fit all his belongings in there when he leaves for Cuba 😂😂😂

And I thought tings couldn't get any worse... 😂

He's one of us... with a pint in his hand.... oh, and a spare £215k to throw into a pyramid scheme..😂

It is now.
Iran is only firing into these countries to hit the US assets. How long before these countries decide it might be easier to knock out the assets themselves in order to stop any accidental damage by Iran?

Tell that to the god knows how many people around me who are still booking for Florida later in the year and "can't wait".
I don't even bother trying any more.

I run a company that would come in the construction category. It's physical and has to be human. All well and good as long as clients can afford us. They can't if there's no jobs for them. I see AI like the atom bomb. It can't be uninvented but should be held back for the good of humanity.

Did Mr T help write this post?

The double died of a cough 😂😂😂

I assume he wasn't wearing it when he got shot in the ear? 😂

Trump's boy Draco Malfoy needs to go first.

Weird thing about this is he actually comes across as fairly normal here. Bit of a smile, coughing, and wishing women a pleasant day. It's a pity he's such a horrible bastard.

Difficult one because it's still defence after all. You can't go shouting about it. It's meant to be secret, and as much as we currently feel the USA wouldn't help if we were attacked, we don't 100% know that, and neither would an adversary.

Same as Trump's then...😂

My guess is he'd react the same way any other 17th century person would.

Do maga read the WSJ?
If they don't then it's just repeating what the good guys already know, albeit a bit late.

Help us with what?
We don't need their help because we don't go around starting wars.

They don't seem to care. I assume he's told them they'll be in power forever if they support him, against the alternative of all going to prison if there isn't enough support to keep him in power. If they haven't done anything by now, there's no red line for them.

I'll be having a Garibaldi biscuit to celebrate..

When I was a kid, people used to say the Pope was an extremely powerful man. These guys just completely ignore him, so I'm guessing I was wrong to even consider it?

Is that a bloke with a MAGA towel in the background? 😂😂

The government don't seem to grasp that allowing these people to claim a lack of free speech is political suicide. If you're going to be called for it, you might as well do it. Ban them all from the UK and stop the media platforming them.

I sympathise but most families would be tainted by crimes carried out by a parent. It's something that's meant to be considered by the crim before carrying out such deeds.... He didn't.

Wasn't this whole situation the plot of a James Bond movie? It's certainly familiar, but a lot less believable.
If world leaders don't act soon, the floor will open up and they'll drop into the shark pool.

Definitely not a hero but he's done the world a favour. He's also now made sure he's never getting out either, so...win win.