[on my deathbed] I should have masturbated more
18.12.2024 13:54
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[on my deathbed] I should have masturbated more
Everybody’s getting their jokes off but The Daily Mail somehow made the funniest video
i can’t take this anymore i need a big strong man to fuck the shit out of me
i have two wolves inside of me
spongebob stuck in silent hill
being a perverted fag with a catholic upbringing
apparently you can’t be italian-american on the internet anymore …
Alright dilfs what’s your ball size
the face he makes when he wants cuddles or sex 😍
like are you kidding me i would’ve had my face buried in his tits
sorry i had to let that off my chest
if i was paul mccartney i wouldn’t have fumbled john lennon and i would’ve let him fuck me senseless
Gay culture is being a teenager on Bluesky when you're 30 because your teenage years were not yours to skeet
who’s your birthday twin?
harry nilsson! i should get into more of his music :) also xi jinping lmao
like yeah let’s fill the last two sides with back to back bangers and then also put a musique concrète piece on there to throw everyone off
second half of the white album by the beatles goes crazy
i missed your videos … your discography guides in particular. glad to hear you’re uploading soon!
help 😭 it’s okay … with the amount of times i’ve seen this video i can just imagine her dancing in my head
“indie sleaze” wouldn’t have happened without these guys … and to think that they were booed back when they opened for the clash and elvis costello
still blows my mind how forward-thinking their music was, like imagine inventing electroclash over a decade before it actually became a thing
straight man jumped in Gay City for refusing to twerk
if this was me though i’d survive bc i’m just built different
ok but the plane should not be up that high, why are they in space
hello bloomfie …. we should make one once when we’re able to 🥸
