My child just said “I hate working but I love money”… he’s only 13 but truly an adult now
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My child just said “I hate working but I love money”… he’s only 13 but truly an adult now
I know nostalgia is stupid but I really truly want to go to a Pizza Hut classic. This is the only restaurant I can recall going to as a child, unlike my stupid kids who are always suggesting we pop out to the Odeon anyway I really want to go to one of these
Imagine you went to someone’s house for dinner and they were like ok here’s your fried chicken and here’s some vanilla ice cream to dip it in. I’d call the police
Today at the gym I saw a commercial for a fast food meal of fried chicken meant to be dipped in ice cream. I also saw a woman using a laptop on the treadmill. Both of these made me feel v sad
Forgive the weather “joke” it’s just that without “humor” about this I’m left only with “suicidal”
This snow is an industry plant. Never heard of it til yesterday now it’s all anyone is talking about. I call bullshit
I didn’t expect to die like… climbing Everest or something… but I’m going to be so annoyed if this is how I die, watching tv in bed or reading a literary novel from the 1990s
I have been in bed for six weeks and im starting to truly lose my mind. Ive read 13 novels and watched five seasons of murder she wrote and I’m truly out of ideas on how to divert myself
Yikes
💔Bud Cort 1948 – 2026
It was very moving somehow. She was talking to me and about me at once. She liked my hat. It was strangely validating
i was going upstairs at the bookstore, and a toddler and her father were coming down. she was holding three books, stepping slow in winter boots, then dropped everything and looked up and said of me: "he has a pink hat." maybe it's bc i'm worried i'm dying but i found this almost unbearably moving
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Last week I thought I was going to die. I didn’t. I watched some tv instead.
This weird water marker thing is kind of magic (and mess proof). Esp effective for my kids bc they’d never seen one before the flight
my brother said the same thing about this store, i'm gonna try it. baby spinach is just not the same as the real deal?!!?!
Oh that’s interesting and also surprising? I’ll try! I know Korean green grocers often have it but it’s wild how neither Wegmans nor fresh direct nor Whole Foods reliably do
They’re too manly for me. I’m a delicate iron deficient man
Where is spinach this is like the dominance of baby carrots why do we love baby food so I want a big thick sandy head of spinach that will turn into one nutritious tbsp when I saute it not a plastic box of delicate leaves
Baby spinach has almost wholly supplanted spinach in Brooklyn groceries. I haven’t seen spinach in ages. Baby spinach is for babies I’m an iron deficient man
This was after he said he was gonna marry his mom
My nephew just said boys can’t marry boys
There are two other gay novelists who live near me and literally every time I leave the house I see one of them. Today I told one of them this and that I’m worried we don’t all actually exist, that we might all be shades of the same person. He agreed this is worrisome
I’m leaving. I cannot handle this
They are sitting right next to me. I have never hated a party at a restaurant more than these people and their dog I’m really at a loss for words
I am at a quite nice or at any rate very expensive restaurant in manhattan and there is a couple here with their DOG? American society is sick about pets but if you have to take your dog out to dinner I’m sorry but get a fucking life
hamnet was a very confusing movie?! first of all it's pronounced hamLet. second why does shakespeare's WIFE act like she's never been to the live theater? third why does paul mescal not take his shirt off more
We are on the right side of history here
I remember rooting for the child catcher
