Wholesome Leslie from the Bird

I had a double scoop last week of their salted guava donut (bottom) and balsamic strawberry with black pepper (top) and it was worth the wait.

A proton, neutron and electron walk into a bar..

The bartender looks at the neutron and says “for you, no charge”

The eh eh eh eh per arm in the dance audition is my FAVORITE part

I probably spent seven years of my life doing BOOYAAAAAAH in a slow motion spin pointing to my head

Vogue and Material Girl

Oh I love this question.

I MISS BEEF, GAHDAMMIT

Bluesky is the social media app where everything about social media annoys everyone and yet we all still get on here everyday😂

I think I love her.

REALLY

The two purest social media experiences are:

I like your pet photo here is my pet

Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service longing solidarity

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

When she'd stopped crying, Madeleine composed herself before the mirror. Her skin looked blotchy. Her breasts, of which she was nor- mally proud, had withdrawn into themselves, as if depressed. Madeleine knew that this self- appraisal might not be accurate.

Now, not being a woman I might be wrong but...I don't think breasts do that

There’s so much darkness in this world. I truly value people who make it their business to intentionally put good energy into the universe.

I have a confession to make

And I’m not even sure if it’s an accurate confession of an observation

But when hearing about “yak” all of these years

It was this morning I realized while listening to cognac queen… ooooooh. THAT is yak!

Also even more so. Would you ask a frequent friend that you spend time with for… their autograph? lol

a woman is laughing with her mouth open in front of flowers . Alt: a woman says "stupid" and then starts laughing with her mouth open in front of flowers

this nigga 50 Cent really decided to diss a family full of thesauruses.

Hillary Actually - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

An SNL reminder to everyone 🙂 “he will kill us all” (everyone knew) youtu.be/IAhF8tPqafQ

A screenshot from the movie Coco with Miguel and Coco singing together.

"Why are you crying? It's just a kids movie."

The movie:

Messiah is my fav of them all 🥰

And the fact that he and his siblings curated their art how they wanted. Most people think a kid of a rapper is “supposed” to follow in the footsteps of the parent. And that’s not always the case.

I am done with Bridgerton!

"I asked chatgpt"

Did you try asking a friend first? Your ancestors? The forest? Your childhood self? A librarian? Did you try to dream the answer first? How about asking your dog or cat first? Did you try putting the question in a bottle and sending it off to sea? Did you try .... ?

Yes

thinking about the time I mobile ordered a side of mayonnaise for my mcdonalds hamburger and they served me this

I just feel like in 2026 Flora and Fauna are names people would actually use.

Really had such a sad and exhausting day yesterday I can’t stop laughing at everything today.

I have been laughing since I woke up.

Asking my coworker who grew up dancing what her go to interpretive dance song was just to walk away two lines in and say “no thanks that shit is depressing”

Aye, man. Think, "would I say this in front of my [partner title] in real life?" before you type out some thirsty/suggestive/stupid/horny shit on the Internet. The least you can do is not embarrass them.