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Actor James Ransone, known for his role in ‘The Wire,’ dead at 46 James Ransone, the actor who played Ziggy Sobotka in the HBO series “The Wire” and appeared in many other TV shows and movies, has died. He was 46.

Sad to see this. He was great fun as the reprehensible Chester in Sean Baker’s ‘Tangerine’.

(CW suicide)

07.03.2026 14:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

“So what *should* be thrown on the floor?”

“Shapes!”

(Needle drop)

07.03.2026 14:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There he is!

07.03.2026 12:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I wouldn’t know about that, Sir.

06.03.2026 22:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good work!

06.03.2026 14:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Photo of Computers at Work, a Hamlin all-colour paperback by John O.  E. Clark - published 1969

Photo of Computers at Work, a Hamlin all-colour paperback by John O. E. Clark - published 1969

Right, let’s see what all the fuss is about

06.03.2026 11:18 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Owners say they need one good run around and then they’re calm for the rest of the day.

06.03.2026 10:39 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Intriguing.

05.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

All going to Chester races.

05.03.2026 20:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Re: The tone of today’s posts – I had a very, very bad night last night. For World Book Day I’ve assumed the personality of Bernard Black.

05.03.2026 20:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
P O V you are in a messy bathroom with a single light source. Darkness encroaches.

P O V you are in a messy bathroom with a single light source. Darkness encroaches.

Lights have gone in the bathroom, a common situation in these flats; it’s the switch. For now, for most activities, it’s fine to keep the door open. However. I’ve just been for a dump. With the door shut, and a head torch. The Blair Shit Project.

05.03.2026 19:55 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh cool!

05.03.2026 19:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s local; she has a gorgeous Bedlington whippet called* Anita Rani’s Dog.

*by us

05.03.2026 12:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s a good thing I don’t have kids; for World Book Day I’d want them to go to school as either Patrick Bateman or a Moomin.

05.03.2026 10:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

JFC I want to zoom in on a photo so I make the Zoom In gesture and my phone draws a flashy line round a person and asks if I want to make them into a fucking STICKER. NO. FUCK

05.03.2026 10:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Saw a splendid one that had more pictures of the shoebox than the shoes.

05.03.2026 10:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The outside’s quite Mordor though.

05.03.2026 09:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

They will let you down in a very literal fashion.

04.03.2026 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It was impressive! There’s some bell info in here:

04.03.2026 13:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Obviously I’m now trying to think of other possible titles…my first thought is Trouble in Mind.

04.03.2026 13:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s a scene near the end where he’s asking random strangers in the street the same question over and over, and it’s more dreamlike than any actual dream sequence.

04.03.2026 13:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Made me properly LOL

04.03.2026 13:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a paint marker drawing that says I BLEW MY NUTS OFF with colorful confetti

a paint marker drawing that says I BLEW MY NUTS OFF with colorful confetti

first in my series of hallmark cards
#art

04.03.2026 12:56 👍 139 🔁 39 💬 4 📌 1

Sweeet

04.03.2026 12:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like a Wine Gum

04.03.2026 12:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Your correspondent, reflected in the dirty curved chrome flap of a turquoise Wesco Pushboy bin. He is wearing an orange-yellow hoodie, grey joggers and black, white and orange trainers. The debossed word PUSH, arranged vertically, runs the length of his body. To the left, a yellow broom looms.

Your correspondent, reflected in the dirty curved chrome flap of a turquoise Wesco Pushboy bin. He is wearing an orange-yellow hoodie, grey joggers and black, white and orange trainers. The debossed word PUSH, arranged vertically, runs the length of his body. To the left, a yellow broom looms.

Dirty bin flap injured foot selfie

04.03.2026 12:07 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

*2000s fashion reissue of early ‘80s design Adidas ZX600. Surprisingly practical.

Nobody wants to know that.

04.03.2026 11:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just had a follow-up call from the hospital; the lady seemed genuinely delighted that my foot is healing well. Still using my stick and wearing snug running shoes* at home because my knees have put in a complaint about the unaccustomed weight redistribution.

04.03.2026 11:43 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

A few weeks back.

04.03.2026 11:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@ure.bsky.social When I was up in Chester, the cathedral’s separate bell tower was giving it the big one, so I recorded a bit for you. Unfortunately the resulting video is terrible so I might have to monkey with it before posting.

03.03.2026 19:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0