Lobotomy Inc.

I’ve gotten used to him being the stupidest man alive, but I’m still getting used to other purportedly less stupid people doing nothing to stop him.

Played Mega Empires today:

Yes, it's like Civ.
Yes, it's long (our 5-player game took over 6 hours)
Yes, it's complex with lots of cards & counters.
Yes, I hate getting hit with 3 Major Catastrophes on one turn taking me from 1st to last.
Yes, it's fun.
Yes, will play again.

#boardgames

That might kill the Paramount deal.

Okay, "human cassowary" made me spit soda all over myself.

He WANTS an attack on the homeland. He removed the security, opened the door, and is begging to be attacked. Can't justify "martial law" any other way.

Boots on the ground in Iran.
Seriously.

Remind me who runs Afghanistan right now.

How many countries are required to meet the minimum for "World War" status?

Asking for... (waves arm at everything)

How are we supposed to get our tariff rebates if we're spending a billion dollars a day? So $180bn should take about 6 months, right. (Does math). So... September is when our tariff money runs out. In theory

According to Leavitt, Trump will decide when Iran has surrendered. I'm guessing as soon as his approval rate goes under 35; like September, with the Midterms 6 weeks out.

Stupidest thing I've heard all week. And "that was a misspoke" was also this week.

Trump has appointed Hawkeye to be the next leader of Iran.

Before Markwayne hops aboard the DHS Flying Circus jet he needs to disinfect the champagne room in the back. It has Lewandowski "fingerprints" all over it.

Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can “await processing.”

Does Markwayne have to share the jet bed with Corey too?

"Shield of the Americas" is the shitty little brother of S.H.I.E.L.D. but with more puppy-killing.

Hail Hydra.

I'm not celebrating Noem's departure because her replacement, Markwayne Mullin, is a complete fully-formed idiot.

If Iran can shut down the Strait of Hormuz then what the hell is our navy doing? Furthermore, with what are they shutting it down with? Drones?

Took the word right out of my mouth.

Servicing Dear Leader until your dying breath.

Outmaneuvered:

when Turkeyneck starts a war-that-is-not-a-war & then asks for more money to run it & you have to cut another service to pay for it or you risk looking unpatriotic during campaign season.

"We want significant military operators!"
- Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Significant Military Operations

Bondi will never submit to that subpoena; she will Jim Jordan that thing until 2029.

Buuuut... if she ever did I hope it's behind closed doors because I don't want to listen to her weak but loud arguments. Plus she will plead the 50,000th.

That’s a lot.

Today's hot new excuses:

They would have done it to us eventually. - Trump

They tried to assassinate the President. - Hegseth

It needed to be done. - Leavitt

I have a feeling based on a fact that I made up.

Trump has a tactical Burger King, Noem has a deployable Glamour Shots.

Speaker Johnson today:

- We're at war, fund DHS!
- We're not at war so we don't need to vote on anything.
- We need FEMA funding so fund DHS!
- Noem won't approve any FEMA funding because you're on your own.
- Let me make up some numbers & scare you with them!
- It's all Biden's fault!