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So, ah, who am I going to see at Scares That Care AuthorCon this weekend?
And now, announcing my #ScaresThatCare 2026 exclusive...
THE HEMATOPHAGES: SPLATTERINGS
This bloody mini-collection of sci-fi splatterpunk will be available only at #Authorcon until wide release later this spring. Don't. Miss. Out!
#fightrealminsters
Let me let you in on a little toothbrushing secret, @briankeene.bsky.social: Crest.
BRANEATER JONES is on sale for only $0.99 today. Donβt miss out on your opportunity to solve mysteries extremely poorly.
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#horror #HorrorFamily #zombies
And now for a German bedtime story. There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him not to but he wouldnβt, so she chopped off his thumbs. Now he has no thumbs. The end.
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Youβre a monster. The first thing I thought about was when Peter was Death and he had to kill those kids from Dawsonβs Creek to prove death was still real. But I couldnβt find a good abbreviated clip of that.
On this dark day, I think only one thing can bring us comfort, @briankeene.bsky.social @marysangiovanni.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social! I got you your favorite album cover: βNews of the World.β
Way to art-splain, Brian.
Whoβs the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not Iβ¦
Hmmβ¦
Wow, thanks, mate!
My latest Amazing Stories column. As we pass out of the 1/4 of the 21st century these are 23 underrated speculative fiction works. Weird and under the radar a few are out of print. All amazing. Featuring works by @brianevenson.bsky.social @jamesreich.bsky.social @sbdivya.bsky.social...
Yes! Thereβs a reason itβs been the top toy in Mexico for the past 340 years!
That does sound like fun, but have you considered playing with a ball in a cup instead? Toss the ball, catch it in the cup, dump it out of the cup, toss it, and catch it in the cup again. The ball is on a string attached to the cup so thereβs no worry if you donβt catch the ball in the cup.
So, I have some bad news about thatβ¦
An evergreen question, as it turns out, apparently.
I wish all my friends and family would stop calling me an old grandpa. And also get off of my lawn.
That joker must have gone to Jefferson High. (Theyβre our rivals.)
But what does the military have?
Where *do* our Hollywood farts go? π€π€π€
@kozeniewski.bsky.social What advantages does this motorcar have over say a train? Which I could also afford.
Well, youβll notice how the heated gas pedal warms your feet, whileβ¦gently massages your buttocks. Now, then, Count Wile E., shall we discuss theβ¦
Kids, @briankeene.bsky.social, @marysangiovanni.bsky.social, family meeting! Thereβs too much passing gas in this house. So from now on any time youβve got to cut one, you pull your pants down and do it through this fart hole.
Thanks!
Maryβs song made me kind of want to try this scooter.
Wonders... we're surrounded by wonders...
That phone in your pocket could power a rocket.
But what does the military have?
Look around & be amazed, @briankeene.bsky.social
@kozeniewski.bsky.social
That pad on your lap could buy a shirt at the Gap.
But what does the military have?
