Oh my God they're wearing ill fitting shoes because Trump bought them. That's amazing. He probably does a shoe check with everyone he bought shoes for to make sure they wear them every day
Now a boss can’t reward his workers with new shoes? Weird outdated shoes that don’t fit?
Temple University legend, @jkbjournalist.bsky.social
The Waitresses.
Suburban Lawns.
Brilliant idea
Someone line up 175 pairs of children’s shoes outside the WH please.
The McRib
US tax returns
NFL preseason
Also thumbs up for Caron. If you're ever in the terrible position to need a recommendation for drug and alcohol treatment, Caron and The Retreat in Wayzata are the two places I can recommend. (Alum of one, I volunteered at the other.)
RELEASE THE tRUMP files.
for sale: fuck plane, heavily used
Happy Sunday 🙏☕
The White House man said Iran surrendered.
But also said he’s going to destroy them today.
And also said the U.S. may be attacked and some of us may die.
Happy weekend !!
The spines of the collected edition of MONK. The final season's spine art is upside down compared to the rest.
The collected edition of a show about a man with crippling OCD...
Does the commandant of the coast guard get his house back now? And who pays for the deep cleaning?
you guys this lunar eclipse on top of the solar eclipse did a number to him....wow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mXV...
The lady on the HOA board that tells you to mow your lawn vs Charon the boatsmen on the River Styx
St Peter can't let him in because he just can't understand anything he says, except something about Mayday.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
The House Oversight Committee just voted to subpoena Pam Bondi as part of the panel's Epstein investigation.
The vote was 24-19. 5 Republicans voted in favor.
Yes they thought it would be a 3 day war. No one on Team Warfighter knew what a fatwah is or heard about multi-generational resistance to colonials.
(randy newman hits the piano)
rich people
stuck in dubai
many people are saying, “markwayne mullin is shitfaced at least 80% of every day and 100% of the workday”
my favorite part about this guy is he always looks like he's just been punched. he has resting punch face.
Basically confirms an endless war in the Middle Eaat.
"OPSEC is clean. Oh yes we'd like some marinara sticks and crab cakes for starters. And an old fashioned."
It should come from their pension fund.
Everything about this story is a perfect distillation of the moment.
There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.
Draft Kai!
