Uhh, we bombed the wrong target. That was a school full of kids.
"You're absolutely right, that was the wrong target. A school full of kids wasn't the target you were looking for. Here's the actual target you were looking for" ... *targets another school full of kids*
09.03.2026 16:27
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Windows 12 is going to start, and you can't even do anything! All that happens, Copilot pulls down its pants, sucks it's thumb and takes a shit.
Windows 13, you can't even get past the boot screen. All that happens, you log in, and the system crashes, and farts.
09.03.2026 13:56
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Sorry just fell down the red heifer hole, can you believe Mike Johnson supports the group trying to build the Third Temple and this red heifer expedition was the trigger for 7 October attacks? They mean to build the Temple over the Dome of the Rock.
They really are trying to summon Christ π
03.03.2026 23:35
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You can kill the man, but you can't kill the idea.
09.03.2026 08:00
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They are so mad they lost.
09.03.2026 07:29
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somehow, Khamenei returned
08.03.2026 18:31
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This is the ideal artwork.
You may not like it, but that's what peak expression looks like.
08.03.2026 13:06
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"Time was invented by clock companies to sell more clocks."
- Karl Marx (probably)
08.03.2026 10:38
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Oh the gloves are off now.
08.03.2026 06:02
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08.03.2026 02:51
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Epic moment of a Russian drone being shot down by an FPV interceptor.
07.03.2026 10:53
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Please donβt spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. Itβs climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).
06.03.2026 19:42
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Drake is not interested in the "self made man" that is Elon musk. He prefers the self made man what is Elliot Page.
meme
08.03.2026 00:08
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The evolution of the trash icon:
Multiple logos of the trash can on Windows systems from 1995 to 2026.
The ones for 2025 and 2026 shows the logos for Microsoft Teams and Copilot.
Very true π€£
03.03.2026 10:45
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A middle eastern energy crisis with stagflation, welcome back Carter
06.03.2026 14:53
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the price of oil surging means you can burn your shein clothes, extract the oil, and make more money than you paid
07.03.2026 02:03
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Really feels like F1 is being run by Microsoft Copilot at the mo with how unreliable it all is
07.03.2026 05:58
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Kamala, this is a funeral, not a campaign stop.
07.03.2026 05:05
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get your trump βi did thatβ stickers for the gas pumps now i guess
06.03.2026 18:53
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An upcoming California law requires operating system providers to enforce basic mandatory age verification
It's basic, and by the looks of it, near unenforceable.
A new California law says all operating systems, including Linux, need to have some form of ID verification (which theyβre calling age verification) at account setup.
This makes absolutely ZERO sense if you have even the most basic understanding of technology
04.03.2026 21:07
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Nationwide DSA "I did that!" mutual aid (have to call it this to get traction) gas station sticker campaign
06.03.2026 20:05
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06.03.2026 23:36
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I did that!
06.03.2026 23:27
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The national average price of gasoline has just hit $3.39/gal, the highest level since August, 2024.
06.03.2026 23:02
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> Unpopular president
> Middle Eastern oil crisis
> Soaring gas prices
> Stagflation
> Rising unemployment
> Foreign policy fail involving Iran
Welcome back Jimmy Carter!
06.03.2026 14:16
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I wonder what extradition treaties Saudi Arabia has with other countries... No reason, just curious really.
06.03.2026 13:50
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They never thought it was possible for 150 years, but we're doing it, and it's going to be big and beautiful, with 24 karat gold and marble, we love marble don't we folks.
06.03.2026 13:38
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Can she still take photo ops at a foreign concentration camp?
06.03.2026 10:48
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so we're just,,,, out of interceptors yea?
02.03.2026 21:23
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Ghost of Kuwait?
06.03.2026 10:10
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