Hi I'm Nemo

Dios mio, they Tronned him! They Dot Hacked the fly!! He's been Matrixed!!!!!

The first Go store opened in 2016, I feel like ten years is a long time to still be on 70% manual confirmation. Most of the people I know who used them said "oh yeah I use it because most of the time it doesn't charge me"
Which seems like a cool thing for a store to do, I like a nice charity

Amazon's Just Walk Out technology relies on hundreds of workers in India watching you shop Amazon promoted Just Walk Out as AI-powered cashierless technology. But the tech reportedly relied on workers in India for accuracy.

The Just Walk Out systems were very accurate for a surprising reason! Turns out, it was actually just people.

For a completely unrelated reason, the Amazon Go and Amazon Fresh physical locations all closed Feb 1.

www.businessinsider.com/amazons-just...

The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

I need the Horrors!
I'm holding out for the Horrors till they end human life
They've gotta be vast
And they've gotta be strange
And they've gotta bring madness and strife

I was going to make some throw-off joke about the Beastar being the tallest animal or the one that can throw a rock the furthest but honestly I don't even remember wtf the title remotely means and I'm not going to the wiki to check
Its some kind of valedictorian-mayor-oyabun? I don't know

Jail jail jail jail jail jail jail

just seen the Feeding of the 5000 referred to as "the bread and fish glitch"

Hey I remember what The Misery Index was trying to get away with

Ironically I'm one of maybe 100 people who do, that book was not the shocking act of subversive art that it wanted to be

I was thinking about it all week for some reason and just learned this today! I think, like many things in our daily life, that it might be MK-ULTRA

We have consulted the oracles and it turns out "but at least my fursona kicks ass" replaces "big damn heroes" as a thing that everyone says for the next twenty years
It's very influential!

Why the fuck is everyone thinking about Firefly this week

Stop thinking about Firefly, except the one where they pretended to be space EMTs to steal a bunch of pills from the space hospital, that one whipped ass and it's ok to think about that one

Oh yeah he was fully rejecting actual treatment in favor of woo-woo treatment, because marketing geniuses are much smarter than medical experts

One is a genius and one is just an expert, after all

They're letting me do Firefly Revengeance
Everyone is going to have a very attractive fursona, especially Jayne the gun guy who will look directly into the camera and say "I might be dumb as a frog but at least my extremely hot fursona kicks ass" and then he will make out with his fursona

Oh this will go over great

2000 AD: Scary Movie comes out
2003 AD: Scary Movie 3 comes out, beginning an age where nobody laughs at Scary Movie series for a full decade
2013 AD: Scary Movie 5, series hiatus for thirteen years
2026 AD: Scary Movie 6, THIS time it'll be funny we promise

Hm. Its unhelpful for my needs but no one can tell the teens what to do.

please promise me that you will never use it

Attention continuity nerds: Whoever started using "Toon Force" to describe what cartoons do, I will find you, and what happens to you after I find you will not be ha-ha funny, it will be that-quote-from-Mel-Brooks-about-people-falling-into-a-hole-and-dying funny

Does chud mean a new thing now? People have been using it in a new way

Eric Shumaker you did not have to go so hard on Look Outside

It was not necessary to make a series of 5 individual tracks for the endgame, one of which you hear for about 20 seconds, then special versions of them for one path

The Eviction suite was not necessary

You did not have to go so hard

<3

Guy reading Homestuck for the first time, unknowingly about to reawaken six billion international blood wars: "Gee this Vriska girl seems kinda mean"

sometimes someone in my discord is is so self-hating, stating as fact such nasty shit, that they become hostile to any kindness at all. "i'm shit and if you say I'm not you're lying to me" type shit. you have to change your outlook before your helplessness becomes real in a way you don't expect

I am begging you. Please learn about stress/discomfort tolerance. Practice raising it. You need this to survive. If someone online can ruin your day with a throwaway comment, you desperately need to understand discomfort tolerance and consciously, systematically build that shit. Also! Stress tolerance is such an important skill that having a learning disability in that area is a major symptom of a whole lot of other disabilities/mental illnesses! Struggling with it is a huge part of life! It sucks! Am I saying everyone with misophonia needs to listen to chewing noises all day? No. But you need to find ways to tolerate it enough that you don't treat others like shit if they make a mouth noise near you. No, you don't have to read the fic with your trigger tags. But you do need to be able to handle scrolling past the tags without being upset. It is hard! But not having it also makes you so so so easy to manipulate. That grandma is racist AF because her mom raised her to be uncomfortable around black people and she never fought that discomfort. Trans people make so many cis people uncomfortable and that discomfort turns into bigotry real fast. Letting your discomfort dictate your actions and beliefs about things is a great way to become a terrible person. Learn. Discomfort. Tolerance.

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Hm, hm, interesting, you make good points

BUT, consider

Dominate Person you agree with me now

Or in 5e/D&D Fantasy's case, magic. A quarter of these books are devoted to spell lists and consequentially its a very good subsystem to have at your fingertips, especially since it doesn't preclude you from using the also sizeable combat subsystems

Now you're thinking with portals

I don't got a lot of space but 5e isn't just based on wargaming/dungeon gaming, it specifically just lazily designed. Any sort of optional rule or official ruling is left under the advice "ask your GM," ie ask your GM to make the subsystem without guidance

Combat and Tactics would be ashamed.

I tried to find the "queer 5e book with queer villains" that ended up just having stats to kill them and not a whole lot else

And was stymied by there being like four books fitting this description

Today is my people's holiday, "Appreciate a Dragon Day"
Not "Appreciate every dragon," you pick one, and appreciate it fully.

I'm choosing to appreciate Uncle Iroh, Dragon of the West, an important dragon in my life and many others

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