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@skatewitch

Aka taco dave. she.

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My first experience in the Rainbow Wood was accidentally getting some cider in a pool of primordial soup and confidently picking them off until they had shot so much cider at me i became shitfaced, confused, and killed

10.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i’ve discovered the impression my partner hates the most of all possible impressions: barney and fred in the final scene from Leaving Las Vegas.

β€œduuuuhh look how hard you make me, fred”

10.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

lol remember when democrats adopted the "republicans are all deranged fucking weirdos" line of attack and had to stop because it was literally too effective and agreeable

09.03.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Strawberry Daisenryaku - Novu // Fairytale // PC-98

Strawberry Daisenryaku - Novu // Fairytale // PC-98

Strawberry Daisenryaku - Novu // Fairytale // PC-98

09.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 118 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

Holy shit that reddit still exists. What the fuck

09.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah idk how this is different from any of Bidens Red Lines

08.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

look at my believers dawg im going to Genesis.

08.03.2026 07:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My niece Looms over some 6 year old. they Fear her

08.03.2026 06:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh. Oh.

08.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Visit hiroshimalibrary.com

07.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it is march 2020. i am addicted to nintendo's hit new slow life simulator amidst national crisis.

it is march 2026. i am addicted to nintendo's hit new slow life simulator amidst national crisis.

07.03.2026 05:58 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

At any moment I could take your first place trophy...and yet I choose not to...

07.03.2026 08:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hurragh!

07.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Kamala Harris being tedious a year ago

Kamala Harris being tedious a year ago

Kamala Harris still committed to being tedious in 2026

Kamala Harris still committed to being tedious in 2026

does this cowardly slob offer anything more than bragging about how she lost

07.03.2026 00:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
requesting a prompt for the thing to make me happy, am provided the correct answer

requesting a prompt for the thing to make me happy, am provided the correct answer

06.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Gengar" and "Gastly" and "Haunter"

"Gengar" and "Gastly" and "Haunter"

Had to do the whole gang

06.03.2026 17:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

kinda got my ass

06.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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is this anything

06.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 747 πŸ” 175 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

di-di-di
di
di-di

06.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

edging you by singing the digimon song but never saying Digimon

06.03.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tragic

06.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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落書き

04.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

haters will say it's 'bad' to sleep until noon, ignoring the fact that im a Historian of Leisure

05.03.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

is a THAAD like a THOT

04.03.2026 05:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We gotta find these guys. And smash 'em. Smash 'em good.

03.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

dawg there's like 6 evangelicals and zionists trying to kill us all

03.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life is a burden. Bear it with honor.

02.03.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 54 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Do you have any opinions on using fabricated instances of rape to stoke a genocide?

Is that neither sad nor bizarre? Hey. What's the deal.

02.03.2026 05:42 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey Jill what's your opinion on "Screams Without Words", a truly Hitlerite work of propaganda which they tout as Rigorous Reporting.

02.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think they're a genocidal rag because they published "Screams Without Words", a demonic piece of propaganda meant to manufacture consent for a genocide. A piece which they still stand by.

02.03.2026 05:30 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0