Patrickworld 👋🏾 🌎 🎸

Farce the Nation

No one could ever grab me by the lapels cuz I’m not even sure what lapels are or how I’d wear them 🤷🏾‍♂️

Lionel Richie

Lionel Messi (born 24 June 1987) is an Argentine professional footballer who plays as a forward for and captains both Major League Soccer club Inter Miami and the Argentina national team.

I’d watch 🖤

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I’m trying to help him realize how terrible his bit is. Life is too short for bad attempts at comedy

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Warning: objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Nice!

You totally need to block Patrick if he annoys you. Life is short.

You really need to retire this terrible bit.

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Krusty the clown on the porch with a gun. Come on, you know I know who this is. The real question is how many people are gonna reply with ‘this isn’t…’ or ‘is this AI?’ or ‘I’m calling the police’. Ok maybe not that last one, but anyway, thanks for checking out this ALT text, it’s really good that we can be considerate and at the same time have some fun!

Kristi Noem is an American politician, former governor of South Dakota, and puppy murderer. Known for her national profile within the Republican Party, her tenure drew significant controversy, and the nickname ‘ICE Barbie’. Recent events led to a major decline in her standing, and now she’s out

Ok, your schtick is getting tiresome.

Fuck that*

*I swear too!

Blake Shelton. Come on, you know I know who this is. The real question is how many people are gonna reply with ‘this isn’t…’ or ‘is this AI?’ or ‘I’m calling the police’. Ok maybe not that last one, but anyway, thanks for checking out this ALT text, it’s really good that we can be considerate and at the same time have some fun!

Blake Lively is an American actress known for Gossip Girl and films like The Town. A fashion icon and producer, she’s currently embroiled in a high‑profile legal battle with Justin Baldoni over alleged harassment during It Ends With Us, while balancing family life and ongoing film work

How I feel when someone blocks me

"No worries man, I'll keep my eyes peeled. Maybe i'll go ahead and peel my whole body"

"Cool, me too but I might need a little help"

- a snake and a potato

Composite image: Top half shows Darrell Hammond dressed as Sean Connery in the SNL Celebrity Jeopardy! sketch, standing in front of a blue-and-wood game‑show set. Bottom half shows the storefront of a restaurant called ‘Taste of Lahore,’ with a blue awning, halal signage, and a digital display inside.

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The Olsen Twins. Dear reader. Thank you for taking the time to check out this alt text! As you may or may not know, this is a ridiculous joke. I know full well who the person is in the photo, and that I've added the bio of a different person entirely. That's the joke. It's a gag about people having a similar name, which I can mix up in a comedic way. Also, I was dropped on the head as a baby. Several times.

Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss are Harvard‑educated entrepreneurs, former Olympic rowers, and early Bitcoin investors who co‑founded Winklevoss Capital and the Gemini cryptocurrency exchange. They first gained prominence through their legal battle with Mark Zuckerberg over Facebook’s origins

Growing my hair back like this btw

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Patrick Swayze was not particulary gifted at sports, but he had a flair for dancing, which led to him starring in the movie Dirty Dancing, although that was certainly not his first movie as he was already an established actor. He went on to star in some huge movies (Ghost, Point Break etc).

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Patrickworld is a bluesky account known for posting a description of a person with a picture of a different person having a similar name

This is who runs this account

How long did you spend writing this dumdum?

Or just mute it if you don’t want to see it.