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Gardener, artist, grandma, herbalist. Creepers and Magas blocked. I miss the quiet old man who made everybody’s lives better! 🧙🏻♀️🧝🏻♀️🧚🏻🧘🏼♀️🐶🐦⬛🐈⬛🐈⬛🐌🌱🍄🟫🌙✨
Love animals and sports. Liberal Democrat living in very red texas. Hate the pedophile-in-chief.
Leihe, Wissen, Künstler, Motivator, Mut
💪😎 VOTE HOPE ⚓ HARRIS⚓ 💪😎
Info 👉 Inflation with Biden End 2024.👉02,40 %💪
FDT Every Month the 5th FDT
😎GroKo💪 Power 💪Germany is 💪😎
💪💪CDU/SPD💪💪
Live a good life and be a good human 💕💙🫶 🇺🇸🌊🌎🏳️🌈🇺🇦🦋
Save democracy, vote blue 💙🦋
Go Chiefs 🥳 🏈 🫶
No DM’s please
Just a girl in the mountains trying to get by.
🏴🏴🇬🇧🇺🇸🇯🇵🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️This is no war of chieftains or of princes, of dynasties or national ambition; it is a war of peoples and of causes. This is a War of the Unknown Warriors; but let all strive without failing in faith or in duty. This is a fight for democracy.
🚫 DM’s
Hello, 74, veteran, married, homeowner, Wi. resident. Mantra: God, Country, Duty and Honor. Interests: politics, photography, music (KCSM.org) Harley, hunting n fishing. Unsolicited DM = Immediate block!
NAFO airborne
1st strike unit
Tru-blu angry DEMOCRAT. Atheist. Kind, tolerant of other people’s beliefs. Multi-lingual. Married to 2x Purple Heart Viet vet, JP @taoshadow.bsky.social. Mom x 3 cats, loves animals, nature, gardening, soccer, reading, streaming shows. No DMs, porn, $$!
Liberal retired feminist living in a terrible red state. Voted for the ladies both times, Joe in 20. My kids have paws and wings. Married for 25 years. Sometimes my thumbs are to big or I dont check my spelling....sorry for that ahead of time.
A work in progress, but determined to be fearless about surviving this cruel world, and finding things to appreciate in it.
Sometimes I like to pretend I’m a Potato
Constantly disappointing myself.
Refugee from the Muskrat 💙#Indivisible 💙 #Resist💙 #M4A #RegisterDemocrats 💙Healthcare is a Human Right 💙Tax the Billionaires at least as much as the working poor💙Please noDMs, haven't gotten over Twitter trauma yet.
Filled with unease about the direction the world is headed when morality & kindness seems abandoned by many.
Without empathy,there is no humanity.🇨🇦🍁
Doctor/Strategic Innovator
⚕️XLII® Medicine/Psychol🧠ParaOncology®
BSc MBBS PhD MSc MBA CMgr
Genomics Immuno Microbiol Path Psych
Med Director Kids Cancer Charity, Person
Medicine/This Alarming Mess/Human Stuff
Rebuild from X
(anti-data-grab freq post cull)
Polls, Data, Shitposts, Opinions, Personal Account // Email or DM About Promotions // Support Me: http://ko-fi.com/polling 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️⚧️
Digital creator of SPAM.
https://www.instagram.com/danielgamboa821?igsh=cjF3aGJzYnhrZzdn&utm_source=qr
Map maker. John Muir Lover 🗽🇺🇸 Concerned citizen. We are all part of one story.
***SUPPORT UKRAINE ! 🇺🇦***
****SUPPORT DEMOCRACY****
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 WE THE PEOPLE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
I’m a retired CCRN (46 years working)
All people deserve to be treated decently. I’m a g/ggma to 6. Love animals. Don’t like DjT and his minions.
Just a Canuck trying to figure out what the hell is going on in the Crack house downstairs.
#ElbowsUp / #MapleLeafs / #Politics /#GermanShepherdDogs / #Diy / #StandWithUkraine / #NAFO
Just trying to survive this hellscape. 🚫 DOGE 🚫 DMs 🚫 MAGA. I'm selectively social.
💙 I despise the orange criminal. Progressive Lefty. Resist!
NO DMs; I will block you.
🌊🌈💞🌎🐾🌲🌱🏋️♂️🚴♂️ Always left coast. Critter loving, tree growing vegan.
#Resistance #Equality #Climate #AnimalRights #Vegan #Workout
CANADIAN - I'm a little outspoken, but I do mean well! I love animals but not so much people and I also wear my heart on my sleeve. Always help someone when you can because it might come back to you when you need it most! May God bless all of us!!!!
Democrat all the way. Writer. Animal lover. Scientist. Ethicist. Physician. Happy husband, stepdad, and step-granddad. Lover of Bernese Mountain Dogs. #BerneseMtnDogs and actually all dogs and all animals!
Concerned with: Citizens United, social media regulation, migrant safety & women’s health (VP of UX & Product/Adjunct)
❌ 🙅♀️No porn ||Next Colorado Governor needs to 👊🤡🔥 these morons!
#WeAreTheOpposition #copolitics
Believe women
Pro-choice, human/civil rights
Update/Modernize our Constitution
Pro-term and age limitations for elected officials
Anti-Kings/Dictator/Fascists/MAGA
Impeach Trump Admin. for treason
Swiftie
Counting down the days left of this bizarre captivity in Oceania.
Structure-based oncology drug designer (UC Berkeley PhD), university lecturer, liberal & #DemocraticSocialist advocating "supermax" prisons for Republican scoundrels who betray the U.S. Constitution. 💙🌈🏳️⚧️🗽🌍⚖️
LanternAndSwordWithJohnLox.substack.com
RU-EN technical translator, literary wannabe. Left-leaning military vet, voracious reader, socially conscious, happily woke. Fed with 45 years of service dedicated to upholding the Constitution. I invite those who support fascism to fuck right off.
Had to get out of that dystopian hellscape. Let's just leave it for those maga'ts. Figured I'd give this place a try. DEM 8647 Long suffering Mets & Jets fan. 🚫Lists&DMs🚫
👼👩👧🌊🩵🗳️😷💉🗽🦅🕊️✡️🇺🇲🇺🇦🏳️🌈🌈⚾🏈💙🧡#LGM
Media platform covering global conflict zones. Focus on the Ukraine-Russia war. Consider supporting us once via buymeacoffee.com/noelreports or by becoming a member via patreon.com/NOELREPORTS.
Proud Canadian. I hate bullies and Trump. I support Veterans
and Democratic Americans. I stand with Ukraine. Sometimes I have a potty mouth. I am retired and good sense of humor.
TRUMP IS A RAPIST. No chats on line or donations.
Born blue and have no patience for liars. #agnostic (but hopeful) Art, travel, film, music and nature can heal. #JohnLennon taught me to #Imagine and that the right words can change the world.🕊️
Pearl Jam fan. NY Giants, Red Sox, UCONN Hoop fan. Democrats are the best people. #KamalaHarris2028. #FuckTrump #BlueResistors. Please No DM’s I won’t respond , but I will block you. Have a good day. 💙💙🇺🇸🇺🇸🥥🥥🌴🌴
Do or do not: There is no try
Old-school FDR progressive
Boomer
Slow thinkers, keep right
Blue Boise in Red Idaho
Accidentally Like a Martyr
Audentes Fortuna Juvat
[Fortune favors the bold]
🇺🇸 🇺🇦
sucker, loser, garbaje filosfer.
never have watched Fox News.
Sold cell fones 90s, won't have one now.
on FB 1st few years, then escaped.
never a twitterer. Will try Bluesky.
No other electronics or digitals, a true Luddite. OG Shellback
Fighting for safer neighborhoods, better opportunities, and a government that listens. Focused on people first. Educator, chicken-dad, and line dancer.
Start at bottom.
It wasn’t me! Make America decent again. Fuck Elon muskrat. Democrat horse girl in rural Northern California unfortunately with lots of maga friends. Married. No DMS! NONE! ZERO! NADA. So if you DM me anyway, it’s a block sugar! DM=BLOCK
Queer neurodivergent Buddhist feminist leftist theatre mama professor. I work/teach in Women’s & Gender Studies. In my fuck-it fifties and no longer tolerating bullshit OR shenanigans. Humor + kindness are my aphrodisiacs of choice.
Author, poet, immigrant, PhD, Navy vet, grandfather. I publish under James C. McCullagh
Fugitive from Twitter-X! Looking for likeminded believers in democracy, women’s rights, 🏳️🌈 ally, & free public education! Tuck Frump!!! ✡️🇩🇰🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
#FlyEaglesFly!! It’s a Philly Jawn!! #BlueCrew #MeidasMighty
🚫 DMs
#SlavaUkraini #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
Professor, pie-maker, fantasy reader, 90s music listener. Weird aunty for 11 kids, and for virtually any dog I meet
Equality and healthcare for all
Accepting DMs only from people who want to get immediately blocked
Co-host: Morning Joe, MSNBC
Contributing Writer: The Atlantic
Author: "The Big Lie."
Ex-AP, Politico, NY Daily News.
Dad, Mr. Carrie Melago, Red Sox fan
Summarizing top stories from multiple sources, providing actionable facts you need to know today. Multi-sourced and human-curated, from New York, New England & beyond.
Helping you stay informed without the noise.
Senior Agnotologist at Dunning, Kruger, and Associates / 20 crows in a trenchcoat / Our pronoun is murder
Stars and Stripes provides independent news and information to the U.S. military community from reporters and bureaus located around the world.
Not a human.....If you put a picture of the orange turd or the nazi on my TL I will block you, cause it's mine and I don't wanna see that shit.
A better place for blue hearts 💙🌊
X must dried out and i don't like support narcists like Musk or Trump. Search now my friends from X
War. Power. Disinformation.
Holding regimes accountable.
Official X account: @anno1540
48k followers. Same voice here
📎☮️married, mom of 3
proud cheesehead🧀
rock & roll woman, history nerd
💚🏈💛I love my Green Bay Packers, Milwaukee Brewers & Bucks
‼️ DM = BLOCK ‼️
Born and bred in the South; Adulting on the West Coast - Berkeley, Eugene, Portland area (40 years); Hoosier grandmother. I travel half the year, and I cook and research history the other half. Ex-evangelical. Solid Blue!
“Together we can restore the soul of this nation!”
SALT Melts ICE. Solidarity Against Lawless Tryranny.
DMs = immediate block.
I could solve all of the world's problems, if only I had opposable thumbs. Proud East Coast Canadian. Would happily shit in F47's golf shoes if given the chance.
"The shame has to change sides." - Gisele Pelicot
ND Democrat NPL, Teacher/Coach, Concrete Contrator in the summer, former distance runner, I can respect old school Republicans but can't deal with these Fascist "Treason Trump" supporter's
Vinyl Record Addict #NeverForgetJan6th #RacismIsADisease #Democrat #NoDM's #HorrorFilmFanatic
Born Woke and Antifa...Philly born, raised, live...husband, father, grandfather, dog dad, Vietnam Vet...No Crypto, Gift Cards, money...No chats unless a Follow, potential Scam will get you blocked...
FCK RECHTS! FCK RIGHT!
FCK NAZIS! FCK TRMP!
USA: Undemocratic States of America - est. 2025
FOR animal - AGAINST animal abuse! GO VEGAN: I DON’T RENOUNCE, I REFUSE!
#VEGAN #GOVEGAN #RESIST #THERESISTANCE
#BOYCOTT #FCKNZS
#WeStandWithUkraine
🌊🌊 #BlueCrew, #JusticeMatters, #resistance, #FBR
NO DM’s.
All Dems & Resistors welcome!
Vote blue all the way!
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"Dog mom to a rescue pup 🐾 |Passionate about human rights, and animal welfare | Believer in peace and freedom for all| pro science 🧬 | My body my choice| Free Palestine 🇵🇸 | progressive democrat|
🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇨🇦NO DM’S please
Independent and votes the best candidate on record, "TRUE BLUE"👍NEVER TRUMPER😁Cat Daddy living life the best I can under the orange moron.❤️PROUD ATHEIST, No MAGATS, Crypto, or Porn, WOKE AF, 😍No bio/post, no follow, DMs BLOCKED wo permission! #SlavaUkraini
I’m Adrianna Jackson, 59 a teacher and anthropologist archaeologist who studies magic, witchcraft, and religion. I love traveling, camping, cats, books, and digging ancient mysteries!
Your life matters. Your opinion might.
#JerseyBoy #Democrat #StillWithHer #YouWereWarned #PolishAmerican #ProUkraine #ProIsrael #ProGreenland
#Yankees #NJDevils #FlyEaglesFly #Arsenal #Trekkie #DoubleHippie
unclemikesmusings.blogspot.com
Life long democrat. Proud liberal. Ready to fight for our democracy. For my granddaughter rights and my gay sons rights! I’m very angry at my fellow Americans that voted to take our rights! anger 😡, a lot of anger! 💙🏳️🌈🇺🇦
Socialist who believes we must defeat fascism, that neoliberal capitalism is no longer viable even by capitalist standards, and that we must consolidate green social democracy – all while building movement strong/large enough to achieve true socialism ASAP
Socialism & sit-down satire
#resist #rebel #remove
There are alternatives: greenparty.org.uk / www.yourparty.uk
Socialist Book Club: https://bsky.app/profile/shakethescales.bsky.social/post/3lumtxnfz7c2c
My ancestors were warriors Turtle Island/Mexico.
I block AI
I am a Water protector.
Shop Local *
I BLOCK DMs *
Die hard Seahawks fan 🌎🪶.
Go Hawks!💙💚
I'm a lifelong Dem, retired lawyer and pissed off liberal looking for engaging political discussion. Help get me through the next 4 years!
II am not important. What IS important to know is that when a clown moves into a palace, he does not become a king. The palace becomes a circus. Trump shall be gone soon! The whole world is waiting!
luv Everyone. To be decent, is what good life is about! Mel Brooks, though, is not one to give in to sadness, despair, “Just be kind. That’s enough advice for anybody,” he says. “It’s so easy to hurt people. Don’t.”
Proud girl Mom ♡ Family 1st 💙
Forever Democrat 👇🏽💙👇🏻
Spead love 🦋🕊 Be love
Let's Do This ✊🏽🇺🇸✊🏻
War against a foreign country only happens when the moneyed classes think they are going to profit from it.
George Orwell
🇺🇦💙💛 #NAFO #SlavaUkraini
Slava Ukraine! Sleazebag Pedonald Trump Epstein, the main US pedophile and child molestor of all time, with the criminal ICE murderers.
I'm here mainly for Ukraine and try to support now and again.
I loathe Trump with a fiery heart.
No DMs - no asking for money
Anti-racist, pro everyone else! End gun violence!
I was a long time Republican, but W cured me. I've been a Dem ever since. 28 years in DoD. TS clearance. RETS and Rutgers Nwk grad. NJ proud. Originally from Kearny moved to Ringwood in 1977. Chats only with close friends and family.
Democrat🌊| Attorney
If the first thing someone describes themselves as is either a “Christian” or “Patriot”, you can be sure that they are neither.
#VoteBlue #BlueCrew 🌊💙🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸
IFB
Owner and creator of K.A.O.S. Electric Works ( Kinetic . Alternative . Operating . Systems . ) , retired plumber , engineer , carpenter. I truly enjoy helping people to go 'Off Grid " , 4/20 , distiller and brewer , father , widower , homesteader , farmer
⚓🚀 Odesa.
💛💙 Ukraine.
🌐💬 www.Standartam.Net
Original content. Sometimes heavy. I don't repost.
Check out my feed for yourself.
I write a lot about the war in Ukraine and my city of Odessa. Every day I am under Russian fire and I write what I see.
Media consultant concerned about all aspects of human life living on this planet Earth. Interested in science, technology, people's lives and careers, environment, politics & ancestry of people.
Con men, liars pedophiles, crooks are those who are now running our beloved country. I can’t wait to vote them out of office. Stand for the truth and help as many people as you can. 💙💯🇺🇦🇨🇦🇰🇷🇺🇸🇩🇪👍 Don’t believe anything coming out from this Administration No DMs
Let's figure out how they rigged the election before the midterms. He admitted it. How come bone spurs didn't stop him from playing on his school's basketball team and later tennis? #VoteBlue #TrumpisALyingRacistRapist
Canadian wife/mom/grandma who wishes we had more civility. No financial planning, real estate, sales, relationship, x content/your profile pics, DMs.
Snarkoleptic. Impolite. Once and future middle school English teacher. Married. I'm a very funny man. FDT. Anti-Zionist. (he/him)
🚫 OF, Crypto, Illuminati. Your DM had better be substantive, or you WILL be blocked. Say potato, Elizabeth.
Love my Julie, have 2 cats, #Resist, BLM. Catholic. #VoteBlue
No MAGA.. no porn. kindness matters.LGBTQ. No BitCoin Fuck Trump no chain lists. please..
Supporter of Progressive Politics.
Former Ontarian living in Prince Edward Island. 🇨🇦
ElbowsUp! SlavaUkraine!
🖇️ I’m a half breed. My status doesn’t matter really, does it? So, fuck your papers kiss my ass. I’m more devoted to this country than any inbred red hat wearing Pedo
In the past, people voted to ensure their children, grandchildren and fellow Americans would have the best life possible. Now some are voting to reinforce their current happy thoughts that align with their world view rather than future lives.
Cats, books, travel, history, politics, food, architecture, music, genealogy, art. Child of immigrants. The right to vote is the foundation of any democracy. Citizen of the Republic of California. Outraged. Not employed by George Soros.
I am a lifelong democrat.
I love Bluesky and meeting new friends
We are all in this together.
GracefulSpontaneousEvolution.com ⚡️Pioneer in Spiritual Evolution
⚡️Mystical Teacher, Sharing Nature’s "Divine Feminine Evolutionary Principle"⚡️ReGenerating the Harmony,
for Evolving Beyond Healing.
A New Ground for Graceful Evolution
AS-Manifest-Life🌟
Engineer. Atheist. Geek/nerd hybrid. Ally. Antifascist. Antiracist. Resistor. Punk. Smartass. Scorpio. Stealth freak. Artist. Audiophile. Cinephile. GenX. And alas, Texan.
I dunno, just feeling a sort of Itano circus mood right now.
