big beefy boy husband

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

🩷 ɪᴛ'ꜱ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴇꜰꜰᴇᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ! 🩷

They will never be able to invent anything better than the little smile my wife tries to hide when I tell her she's pretty in a private stream chat

Actually I have a new opinion I think every penny every company paid should be given to Costco bc they're the only ones we can trust

Can I be so doomer for a sec, I know I should be mad that the government turned into the Fred Armisen baby man from Broad City but it's not like we (consumers) were getting anything back from tariff refunds anyway and we already know the prices are staying high soooo like kinda 🤷‍♂️ idk

It's so weird that my name is just my name now. Went to the pharmacy and told them my name is koty. And it was true. Crazy!

Landlord of my shithole double wide sent me an RTO offer letter as if I haven't been the one in the trenches of the shithole for a year and a half lmfao nice try

You can absolutely feel this baked into the vibes in Canada. I spend a good 75% of my mental energy trying not to stick out as American when I'm there, and I still don't know that I'm passing lol

It’s actually FEWER Misérables

theyre releasing a new heroes of might & magic and it looks really fucking good so RIP to the small remaining balance of Cool Husband Points i was holding on to 😔

Spending less than 48 hours with your wife after 3 weeks away and then going home and making butter noodles for one and trying not to be sad

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Ally ✊

Really quite sick of well-meaning people calling me brave, YUCK

Sometimes when I'm putting on an extra layer so I don't have to turn up the heat, I think about how my boss makes 2x my salary and requires 1-2 business days to write an email recapping our team meeting (not an exaggeration). Once she told me she's barely able to complete one single QA per day.

Time to once again scroll through One Hundred Posts detailing today's state violence and oppression and then clock in and make money for the shareholders

being trans online is like [posts a silly joke] [sees news abt government trying to exterminate us] [like funny post by trans friend] [more news about gov wanting us dead] [repost funny joke] [trans friend shares horrible news about insurance issues/sexual violence/abusive family] [sees funny post]

Can't even watch YouTube on the Chromecast anymore because they've started sending the ads that are like 3 minutes long if you don't take the time to skip them and I'm not scrambling for my phone every 20 goddamn minutes

If god was real you'd never have to sneeze while on your period

I don't think I've ever been more proud of anything I've made. 1 down, 3 to go

Leave my beautiful bisexuals out of this they have it hard enough already!

JFC he's not bisexual it's just that he only sees sex/attraction from the perspective of power and ego!! He wants the woman he thinks other men want, as a status symbol. He brags about a man wanting to kiss him for a full 2 minutes, because he views it as submission and worship. IT'S JUST NARCISSISM

So the businesses that already passed on tariff costs to their customers will likely be receiving refunds of the money they made *us* pay. And we saw after covid pricing that costs rarely decrease even after the reason for the surge ends.

Personally I won't be holding my breath for affordability 😐

Heated Chivalry

Every single day I am blown away by my Gen X coworkers' inability to apply known concepts to new problems. If it's not an exact one-to-one issue they've seen before they genuinely CANNOT figure out what to do. Harrowing.

Raspberry champagne flavored coffee creamer. It's a Paris Hilton and International Delight collaboration, and the bottle is pink and sparkly with a photo of Paris Hilton and some pink berry-themed tea cakes

My curiosity got the better of me and I tried this today

If you've ever wanted to ruin a cup of coffee this is the one y'all 🙏 finally

Some people are calling it the flag of Woke 2

The littlest stubbiest feet just like mama 😭😭😭

A small calico cat mid-meow, complete with tiny fangs and her pink tongue sticking out

Everyone look at my little tiny cat