@lorrainesommerfeld
Columnist @Driving.ca, Motherlode columnist @thespec.com, novel A Face in the Window www.afaceinthewindow.com. I've won some stuff I write about cars, my kids (moved out), my cat (just one), my dead parents (can't argue) and whatever else I feel like.
A very naive young woman walking down the aisle with her awesome Dad who died 30 years ago this year. Love you, Pop.
Getting old, and barely noticing...
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Can you imagine being dumped by Trump and just being left holding a Lewandowski? There's no playing that shit hand.
Medium 3. For now.
The mayor needs to yank Shelley Carroll off the police board today. This is bananas. Here’s a gift link. Are there any elected officials in Toronto standing up for residents? She must go.
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Who the fuck is still wondering what Kellyanne Conway thinks about anything? Or Newt? Or any of them?
Who will lead Iran once the war is over? “Most of the people we had in mind are dead,” says President Trump - NYT
As he rearranges his checkers on a chessboard, the rest of the world pays. And pays.
We eat food grown in sheep poop.
"Nobody took the Chinese auto industry seriously until, to paraphrase Twain or Hemingway or whoever’s turn it is to credit, they got better very slowly, then all at once."
My column today: driving.ca/column/lorra...
Do you even hear yourself anymore, WaPo?
Trump on Iran leadership: "Second or third place is dead."
This is why you don't let someone who runs beauty pageants run a war.
"The president has declared bombing will continue until it brings peace".
Yup.
Yeah, Takata. They continue to have issues, especially in hot climates. Just want people to be aware!
Yes. You had to assemble them yourself!
Welcome to Newfoundland!
Jeep Wrangler SUVs from 2007 to 2016; and
Chrysler 300 and Dodge Challenger cars built between 2008 and 2014 if they have had not their airbags replaced
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Dodge Dakota pickups from 2005 to 2012;
Dodge Charger sedans from 2006 to 2015;
Chrysler Crossfire sports cars from 2007 and 2008;
Chrysler Aspen SUVs from 2007 to 2009;
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Rare 'do not drive' recall issued for older Stellantis (Chrysler) models over airbags. Contact your dealer if you own one of these vehicles:
Ram trucks and Sprinter vans built between 2003 and 2016;
Dodge Durango SUVs built from 2004 through 2009;
Dodge Magnums from 2005 to 2008;
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So Venezuela was just the sidechick. Got it.
"Epic Fury" "Department of War"
The unleashed toxic masculinity of these absolute chodes is mindboggling.
Israel and US bombing Iran. A WaPo newser in my email: We look for the best baguette in Paris.
So Kash Patel borrowing an FBI jet the same way my uni boyfriend used to borrow his Mom's Pinto.
"Oh fuck please no"
Resist the urge to roll an old car loan into a new one. Terrible, no good, very bad.
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I hope people move in the car market with a lot of caution, Theo.
White House confirms the new 10% Section 122 tariffs do not affect USMCA compliant goods from Canada or Mexico
Nor do they stack on top of section 232 tariffs
Here in the 'burbs, a former punk rocker and a buncha cops ran a Ponzi scheme. A judge ruled they have to pay back the money they all made. It's rare for such a ruling. The "winners" must be livid. They no doubt think they earned it. I think Trump is experiencing a similar vibe right now.
Ford should really think twice and speak once.
Oh wait, that would be a trade reference. Never mind.
"Make it about money instead of kids, that'll get their attention."
So caught a look at the attendees at that World's Biggest Board of Peace or whatever they're calling it now and it's like Kid Rock's Super Bowl show. Peace Bowl?
A pic of Wayne Fucking Gretzky at the Olympics, looking as drunk or hungover as ever. His liver deserves the Stanley Cup.
If you only need one reason to turn down that next drink, here it is.