worlds' most smoochable thing

to everyone who bought my book "How to give a blowjob" i urge to stop worrying, the sequel "How to stop giving a blowjob" is on track to release next year!

anthro hyena boy takes a flaccid penis into his mouth and then pulls ff of it revealing how much it grew. balls furry saliva

grower...

Happy Bday!!!

Oh my, does it feel the shadows as if they were real, even though its body isn't changing physically?

No, i think that it's the Lack of spunk on your face that's making you smart,

Any addition rope will just make you drool more i think ;3

Def not thinking about robots dripping industrial lubricant onto me, why would you assume that?

Oh so you're telling me you're smart when you *don't* have cum on your face~?

Remember to give bun a good review on yelp after using it as your seatpillow/insole/dildo/fleshlight!

please help

ngl, i think laying in between somecritter's twin hyper horsecocks would be comfy af

Espy espy espeon, "Sylveon" esp ^w^

i'm sooooooo transformable, you wouldn't believe it

furiously scribbling complex equations on a blackboard while making sure their sticky facemask doesn't drip down

pondering about if it would be hotter to link your level of intelligence to the amount of cum on your face, or to the inverse of that 🤔

tanny is packing way too much everywhere let's be real

Sitting on the grass pantsless but your donut ass encapsulates and "eats" some of it so now you're UDTFing into a sheep.

bun still very much needs help getting food, if anyone can help it would mean the world

don't care, i rename images to .png and suddenly programs have no problem working with them, so i'll keep doing it until everyone fixes their shitty code, hope that helps 👍

Cinnamoroll! 🐶🪽

the evil inside me won a long time ago then

retweet if youre a proud cartoon gooner that hates every member of bluesky staff equally 🤍

switching out your boobs with a friend's using a pair of portals so your back can get a break from carrying your massive, hefty milkbags around

and it would even be relaxing if they would stop groping them for a single second!!

post a meme made by you

The secret they don't want you to know is that, unless it's one of those animated webp's, you can usually just rename it to .png and it will just work

i have nothing for dinner tonight and no money so if you could contribute itd rly help

stuffing my face between needy shafts and gurgling balls
stuffing my face into wet pussies
stuffing my face into sweaty donut asses

Drawing of the same butt in two states: one is just the butt by itself, no big donut. Second is when the individual gets horny, hole puffing out into a plump donut, clenching

cw// donut

Don't you love it when this happens

IT is gonna mop a puddle in just the right way and instantly cum digitally