Welp, just figured out why I haven't eaten any of my partners (yet)
09.03.2026 21:18
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Every time I think my love for this man is at its most complete, he goes and says shit like this and adds to my Zelda-esque heart bar for him 🥰
09.03.2026 16:43
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I want her to princess carry me into the sunset 😍😍😍
09.03.2026 16:38
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Let the snake eat its tail.
06.03.2026 01:09
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My favorite fact about Black History Month is that there are 12 of them 🥰
01.03.2026 20:55
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Oh my gosh, this is the sweetest thing 🥰
25.02.2026 09:48
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22.02.2026 18:11
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Awww. This makes me think about folks with beloved animal companions who bury them with pride of place in their backyard. We've always wanted to keep our little friends close, even after death 🥹
22.02.2026 17:40
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!!!!!!! Are you gonna...?!
22.02.2026 13:41
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High quality, created with care and expertise!
22.02.2026 13:39
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Cats who fetch are just precious lil things 🥹
22.02.2026 13:29
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One of my partners lives in Ireland and he said there's been like 15 consecutive minutes of sunshine in that time! Someone's out here tellin stories... 🤔
22.02.2026 03:40
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BUT DOES HE JOIN THEM
21.02.2026 21:47
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Shut the fuck up, George, you personified wet sandwich.
19.02.2026 18:24
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it really is shocking how much self deprecation is seen as a cultural requirement for 'serious art.' 'real' artists are not allowed to exalt their work and must present it publicly as a sort of 'i dont think this is very good but maybe you will get around to it.' HECK THAT. love yourself
19.02.2026 15:20
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jesus, the way the tree moved when it got hit by lightning! 😍
19.02.2026 02:47
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How dare they say something that's entirely true
18.02.2026 19:49
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I am TRYING to get some work done over here!!
17.02.2026 18:58
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Goddamn, the environment was rendered so beautifully 🥰
17.02.2026 18:56
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Everybody deserves to say these things and believe them, my loves 🥰 Especially you. Yes, you!
17.02.2026 16:09
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I wanna kees that forehead so badly 🥰
16.02.2026 16:18
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✊
16.02.2026 06:22
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Song of the day: Take a Byte by Janelle Monae
"Take a byte
Help yourself
It's all right
I won't tell"
15.02.2026 17:55
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Noooo I didn't tip the scale! 😭😭😭
15.02.2026 17:30
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Even someone with a cursory familiarity in poetry knows that this is a medium-quality fact, at minimum
15.02.2026 17:20
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So many puzzle pieces just snapped into place 😂
15.02.2026 17:17
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Good man!
15.02.2026 14:02
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Audiochan
A special place on the internet for intimate audios and scripts.
I need to troubleshoot my good mic for a short set of FDom audios I've got in mind. Until I figure that out, here's a quick treat of me rubbing one out so I can concentrate long enough to get some work done 😊 Apologies in advance for the cat sneeze. [ramblefap][please][SHORT but INTENSE][laughter]
13.02.2026 20:22
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Doing R&D for projects is my favorite part of the process 🥰 Did you know that the human heart can be unrolled? It's hard to imagine how blood moves through such a complex system.
Fortunately, Gil Hedley here will demonstrate it for us using ✨INTERPRETIVE DANCE✨
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUhL...
13.02.2026 04:08
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