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Exterior of a cafe called Grounds For Coffee

Exterior of a cafe called Grounds For Coffee

It's my local. Good coffee

27.02.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Things sucks, but there is still the joy of finding a young person in your life and telling them the insane life story of arnold schwarzenegger

20.02.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A white Great Pyrenees dog in the snow

A white Great Pyrenees dog in the snow

Invisible dog

19.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Twinsies! bsky.app/profile/mock...

19.02.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS

18.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 1636 πŸ” 330 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 15

I saw a promo pic with Kermit, Miss Piggy, and Fozzie but not Rowlf. And caught myself thinking: maybe he couldn't do it, he must be so old by now

04.02.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

02.02.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 614 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

My dad says that no matter what weird food you choose to put with sour cream, it will turn out to be some country’s national dish. I haven’t checked this out, but that is his contention

02.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I just found the name of a guy I worked with in 1999 because I still have the contacts I originally made on my palm pilot. I didn't need to find the name of this possibly-dead-by-now guy, but I found it

29.01.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My bucket list:

1) Mrs Bucket
2) Charlie Bucket
3) Grandpa Joe

28.01.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
That one dude in that Norman Rockwell painting with that other dude looking like Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption and possibly Amelia Earhart next to HIM

That one dude in that Norman Rockwell painting with that other dude looking like Brooks from The Shawshank Redemption and possibly Amelia Earhart next to HIM

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

25.01.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 665 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 7
A Great Pyrenees dog on a very big beanbag chair

A Great Pyrenees dog on a very big beanbag chair

27.01.2026 16:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get a great pyrenees. So much hair (and they are giant sweeties)

27.01.2026 09:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

3am just doesn't seem like the right time to start cooking

27.01.2026 09:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"grey" and "gray" - just learned that one, and I'm older than dirt

19.01.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No cheating, reskeet with the most recent photo of your pet

02.01.2026 08:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My old hot tub has turned a festive green

25.12.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Small brown dog groomed to leave a long, flowing beard.

Small brown dog groomed to leave a long, flowing beard.

- Housebroken
- Great with kids and adults
- Thrice-divorced
- Masters in English Literature
- Marxist
- Loves to cuddle

24.12.2025 14:45 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 12
Two delivery trucks parked back to back

Two delivery trucks parked back to back

17.12.2025 04:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
An office wall with various decorations, most prominently three large plastic insects.

An office wall with various decorations, most prominently three large plastic insects.

Meet my software bugs

16.12.2025 17:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A big white Great Pyrenees dog wearing a Santa hat, dozing on a beanbag chair

A big white Great Pyrenees dog wearing a Santa hat, dozing on a beanbag chair

15.12.2025 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I think of a really clever password, I want to tell everybody

14.12.2025 00:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When I die I would like my body to be transported to the floor of the ocean in a sketchy submarine crewed by billionaires

12.12.2025 02:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A string of Christmas lights. One is bigger

A string of Christmas lights. One is bigger

The bigger Christmas light is a bottle of Ketamine

The bigger Christmas light is a bottle of Ketamine

Christmas Baking

10.12.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A 110lb Great Pyrenees dog curled up on a very big beanbag chair

A 110lb Great Pyrenees dog curled up on a very big beanbag chair

Small

09.12.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not sure I'm in the right place. I'd like an SUV and violin lessons

06.11.2025 07:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A Great Pyrenees dog with a sheep ears headband

A Great Pyrenees dog with a sheep ears headband

Ajax is a sheep for Halloween

01.11.2025 01:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CBC, CTV, and TV Ontario, so two and a half channels. At that point you kind of don't need a remote.

06.10.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🎢Shot through the heart, an

-realistic song lyrics

01.10.2025 21:07 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A close-up of tiny pale insect on a person's arm, showing dry skin

A close-up of tiny pale insect on a person's arm, showing dry skin

Note to self: before photographing the baby dragon on my arm, moisturize

21.09.2025 22:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0